Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

so I went to a swingers club during "bi night" because it was only $35 compared to $175 on regular days. was hoping to meet some chicks. i gave the bartender my wine and asked him to pour me a glass. a cuban guy with a blonde sat next to me. he stroked his hand on my arm. i thought that was fucking weird, so i took my drink and walked around. went to the orgy room where i saw two guys 69ing each other while gay **** was playing on the big screen then i went to the lockers, undressed and hopped in the hot tub. the same couple from earlier came in with me so i nodded to them. the guy came over and rubbed my nipple. i got up and left. i walked around the whole club. there were some people dancing,, and a lot of guys. i went back to the orgy room. now there was a guy laying on a sofa with his *** up in the air. an old dude came over and started pounding him without a condom. a younger guy sucked the guy's dick and then they were 69ing. wtff! so i left there, went back to jump into the hot tub where the same couple was still there. they smiled at me and i smiled back out of politeness. i told him his gf was gorgeous. they kissed and she came over to my other side and he came closer. she kissed me and then we were making out. all of a sudden the guy who was on my left started playing with my nipple again. he bent down to lick it. at this point i was like whatever and started to fondle his gf's tits. then he put his hand on my cock. so i fingered his girl's pussy. he stopped and disappeared. i was like thank god. and then i felt something on my cock. he was licking it. i insantly went soft. so i got up and got between his gf's legs and looked for the hole. the guy came up for air. i couldn't find the hole. next thing you know he's back down and licking my *******. i tried to ignore it but then it was making me go soft, so i got up and left, got dressed, and left the club completely.

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That's disgusting. Some dude tossed your salad and you let him.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

but not crunk...

I hate you and hope you die.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

so I went to a swingers club during "bi night" because it was only $35 compared to $175 on regular days. was hoping to meet some chicks. i gave the bartender my wine and asked him to pour me a glass. a cuban guy with a blonde sat next to me. he stroked his hand on my arm. i thought that was fucking weird, so i took my drink and walked around. went to the orgy room where i saw two guys 69ing each other while gay **** was playing on the big screen then i went to the lockers, undressed and hopped in the hot tub. the same couple from earlier came in with me so i nodded to them. the guy came over and rubbed my nipple. i got up and left. i walked around the whole club. there were some people dancing,, and a lot of guys. i went back to the orgy room. now there was a guy laying on a sofa with his *** up in the air. an old dude came over and started pounding him without a condom. a younger guy sucked the guy's dick and then they were 69ing. wtff! so i left there, went back to jump into the hot tub where the same couple was still there. they smiled at me and i smiled back out of politeness. i told him his gf was gorgeous. they kissed and she came over to my other side and he came closer. she kissed me and then we were making out. all of a sudden the guy who was on my left started playing with my nipple again. he bent down to lick it. at this point i was like whatever and started to fondle his gf's tits. then he put his hand on my cock. so i fingered his girl's pussy. he stopped and disappeared. i was like thank god. and then i felt something on my cock. he was licking it. i insantly went soft. so i got up and got between his gf's legs and looked for the hole. the guy came up for air. i couldn't find the hole. next thing you know he's back down and licking my *******. i tried to ignore it but then it was making me go soft, so i got up and left, got dressed, and left the club completely.

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

You do know that it isnt true right.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

i thought that was ku sama?

it was in this thread but the posts mysteriously disappeared.

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=255788&highlight=lego

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

You do know that it isnt true right.

Ive seen Corey. I know the truth.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

remember johnnybusa's story?

so I'm married and i have 2 girls, 3 and 5 years old.

My favourite time of the day is bath time (which i rarely miss) where me and the girls bathe together. My wife prefers to shower or when she does bath, she does so alone with a book. Anyway...at bath time, i sit each girl one on each leg and lather them up, rinse them etc. Naturally i get an erection (i'm a guy, i can't he;lp these things) and most days the girl's have a curiosity about my **** (seeing it go from flacid to sticking up and hard) and so i let them play with it, tug it, squeeze it etc. nothing i ask them to do, i just let them do what they like to my **** and it feels nice usually so...yea...

Anyway, my wife comes in (i've been bathing the girls since they were born, though their **** curiosity is recent..maybe last 3 months) yesterday and sees me erect and starts screaming and grabs the kids and gets them dressed, drives off. Turns out she's taken the kids to my mother's house and won't speak to me. my mom has been kind enough to relay shit to me, but basically: I'm a pedo because i had an erection in the bathtub (and i explained that i'm a guy, i can't control these things) but she was all "it's not right to expose the girls to an erect PENIS at their age" and i'm all wtf.

she's trying to get the police involved and claiming i'm a pedo and unfit etc. she didn't even see the girls touching my PENIS, she just saw that i was hard. now she's took my kids, i think i'm gonna get divorced and possibly branded a child molester (grown man ***** and erect with little girls sounds bad right? ****...)

Worst thing is, she's gonna be asking the girls about bath time, and if they say they were playing with my winkie (what they call it) i'll be more ****ed, and she'll tell them that it's "disgusting and wrong" so they'll grow up thinking they were ABUSED by me.

Worst day of my life. I am seriously considering *******.

How's your day been? But yea i really do like little girls.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

remember johnnybusa's story?


so I'm married and i have 2 girls, 3 and 5 years old.

My favourite time of the day is bath time (which i rarely miss) where me and the girls bathe together. My wife prefers to shower or when she does bath, she does so alone with a book. Anyway...at bath time, i sit each girl one on each leg and lather them up, rinse them etc. Naturally i get an erection (i'm a guy, i can't he;lp these things) and most days the girl's have a curiosity about my **** (seeing it go from flacid to sticking up and hard) and so i let them play with it, tug it, squeeze it etc. nothing i ask them to do, i just let them do what they like to my **** and it feels nice usually so...yea...

Anyway, my wife comes in (i've been bathing the girls since they were born, though their **** curiosity is recent..maybe last 3 months) yesterday and sees me erect and starts screaming and grabs the kids and gets them dressed, drives off. Turns out she's taken the kids to my mother's house and won't speak to me. my mom has been kind enough to relay shit to me, but basically: I'm a pedo because i had an erection in the bathtub (and i explained that i'm a guy, i can't control these things) but she was all "it's not right to expose the girls to an erect PENIS at their age" and i'm all wtf.

she's trying to get the police involved and claiming i'm a pedo and unfit etc. she didn't even see the girls touching my PENIS, she just saw that i was hard. now she's took my kids, i think i'm gonna get divorced and possibly branded a child molester (grown man ***** and erect with little girls sounds bad right? ****...)

Worst thing is, she's gonna be asking the girls about bath time, and if they say they were playing with my winkie (what they call it) i'll be more ****ed, and she'll tell them that it's "disgusting and wrong" so they'll grow up thinking they were ABUSED by me.

Worst day of my life. I am seriously considering *******.

How's your day been? But yea i really do like little girls.

I remember this one.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You love that picture.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

You love that picture.

I lub j00

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Saturday night and nothing to do //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

there's always ************.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

there's always ************.

I think I might do that. later

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I'm trying to spread out my ************. i read an article that says *** won't be as good if you ********** a lot. Apparently your hand is tighter then the pussy so it won't be as good with a female. I have not found this to be true yet, but we'll give it a go.