Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

go away

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[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

go away

Very well said. You have a way with words.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Ask him for $20 in Pay Pal and he'll get his xbox. You could go down in history like the famous Spider Monkey.

That is the most intelligent thing you've ever said. Brilliant idea. Upon his next response, I shall attempt tp assist him.

I ordered the concert tickets.The last concert of this nature I went to was 2 years ago. Nickelback, Hinder, and Hoobastank. Me and my 24(at the time) yr old bro shot whiskey and he got really drunk. He is 6'3 230lbs with a lot of karate experience and sh1t. We were right in the front and he went to go buy him and a friend some beer. He comes back and these 3 fairly large sized guys wouldn't let him back up to where I was. Said he lost his place when he left. Well they all talk sh1t for a while. Finally an hour and a half later I turn around to see my brother choking one of the guys on the ground. Security can't get my bro off and my bro is hollering "TAP OUT OR DIE! TAP OUT OR DIE!" Security says "TAP THE FK OUT CAUSE WE CAN'T GET HIM OFF YOU!" The guys face is turning blue and he finally taps out. My bro gets kicked out but doesn't get in trouble. LOL..

He is going with his girlfriend this year so things won't be as wild for him. I always enjoy getting drunk in a huge crowd though. Slap a few girls ***** and they won't know who it was. Hopefully I can engage a fight or two.

You're the reason I cannot be in large crowds. You're the guy that I always end up putting in the hospital by the end of the night.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

It was your fault for talking to her. Should have told her to feck off until she was single or give you the butt seks.

Indeed

should have said "cheat on him with me, that will surely make you break up"

and if she does it, you know she is a cheating bitch, easily persuaded by free dick, and if she runs back to him and stays with him without telling him, you know she is a liar/deceiver. Not to mention you also got free ****.

I'm pretty sure she wants me, but like all women, she's driven by the challenge of getting the dick.

Last night, she just kept pointing out how her boyfriend was going to get mad at her for talking to me. So I was like, bump that, 'lets go do something fun, take your mind off of him.'

Pretty sure I'm playing it right so far. I just accidentally said a couple things that put her on the defensive about her boyfriend, but I have a new game plan for that.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

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Why are you in here shouldent you be making threads about SI

Very well said. You have a way with words.

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[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Why are you in here shouldent you be making threads about SI
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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Dont post in here.

Dont you remember this

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

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You didn't have to do anything. You're an 07er thus not allowed in here.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

You're the reason I cannot be in large crowds. You're the guy that I always end up putting in the hospital by the end of the night.

pfft.please.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

You didn't have to do anything. You're an 07er thus not allowed in here.

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Indeed
I'm pretty sure she wants me, but like all women, she's driven by the challenge of getting the dick.

Last night, she just kept pointing out how her boyfriend was going to get mad at her for talking to me. So I was like, bump that, 'lets go do something fun, take your mind off of him.'

Pretty sure I'm playing it right so far. I just accidentally said a couple things that put her on the defensive about her boyfriend, but I have a new game plan for that.

She usin you to make her boyfriend jealous. How old is this girl?

pfft.please.

fight fight fight fight

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

She usin you to make her boyfriend jealous. How old is this girl?

fight fight fight fight

I thought about that, but I have no problem if jealousy leads to sexytime. She is 21 and one for the dramatics.

There will be no more talking to her for so fucking long though...bitch is crazy.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

pfft.please.

I was cereal. I once cleaned a dude's clock for doing exactly what you said. The only difference was, it was at a college football game.

Remember, the odds that those women you spank having a boyfriend right behind them at a concert, are pretty high.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I was cereal. I once cleaned a dude's clock for doing exactly what you said. The only difference was, it was at a college football game.
Remember, the odds that those women you spank having a boyfriend right behind them at a concert, are pretty high.

I was kidding about touching a girl's ***..... That is funny though.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

So, should I spend $45 to go to a Staind, Hinder, and Theory of a Deadman concert Saturday?

No, only $30. That way you don't have to suffer listening to Hinder.