Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i normally get horney and txt ladies that i wouldnt normally talk to otherwise, not big girls like some other members of this forum... mostly buttaheads

me too. Last week sometime i was texting them all that I wanted to lick their *******. It was like 5am

I have a freind who calls drunk and just puts the phone by a speaker playing whatever music he thinks I need to be listening to at 3:00am.

that would ****.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

i normally get horney and txt ladies that i wouldnt normally talk to otherwise, not big girls like some other members of this forum... mostly buttaheads

WHo would that be //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif I have done it a time or two. One day a girl straight up texted me and said "How come you only come over when your drunk? We need to hang out sober, I am tired of you being drunk!" Needless to say, I haven't been over since!

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

me too. Last week sometime i was texting them all that I wanted to lick their *******. It was like 5am

i dont lick much ******... so that doesnt come up often

that would ****.

:timestwo:

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

WHo would that be //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif!

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif I have done it a time or two. One day a girl straight up texted me and said "How come you only come over when your drunk? We need to hang out sober, I am tired of you being drunk!" Needless to say, I haven't been over since!

lolz... ive got a few of those 2

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

WHo would that be //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif I have done it a time or two. One day a girl straight up texted me and said "How come you only come over when your drunk? We need to hang out sober, I am tired of you being drunk!" Needless to say, I haven't been over since!

LOL. It is funny when they figure out that pattern.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

LOL. It is funny when they figure out that pattern.

And then they get pissed. But, they still answer that call at 2:00am.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Its amazing to me that they think a guy like me would actually want to date them.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

Its amazing to me that they think a guy like me would actually want to date them.

why?

because your swole?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, Nathan's gonna be swole when his dad finds out about his new roommate.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, Nathan's gonna be swole when his dad finds out about his new roommate.

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

why?
because your swole?

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Because I am just a step above what those girls can expect to date.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

And then they get pissed. But, they still answer that call at 2:00am.

Indeed.

"Why doing we ever do anything during the day?"

"Why don't we go to the mall or something? You know, actually just hang out in pubic without just ****ing all the time?"

When they start asking those questions, you know it is time to find a replacement. It is funny how many women are out there that will go to such lengths just to feel loved and important.

Yeah, Nathan's gonna be swole when his dad finds out about his new roommate.

HAHA!

 

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This is some interesting stuff in here.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Bad thing is, I never f*cked this one. I mean, everytime i went over there I was sh1tfaced. Twice I threw up at her house. One time I passed out on top of her while we were making out.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Indeed.
"Why doing we ever do anything during the day?"

"Why don't we go to the mall or something? You know, actually just hang out in pubic without just ****ing all the time?"

When they start asking those questions, you know it is time to find a replacement. It is funny how many women are out there that will go to such lengths just to feel loved and important.

HAHA!

I think it is best to rotate them. A single man needs to have a late night roster.

Bad thing is, I never f*cked this one. I mean, everytime i went over there I was sh1tfaced. Twice I threw up at her house. One time I passed out on top of her while we were making out.

Maybe that is why she wants you to sober up a bit.