Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, I forgot to go back and correct that after I looked it up..I figured it would have more entries than it did once I saw it wasn't on the coast.

I think part of the reason why there are not as many trophy deer is because of the large population. You should see the camp at Lake Eddins. Deer literally walk around people's yards in the middle of the dam day. From the front gate to his cabin is about 2 miles and it is not uncommon to see a dozen or more deer in that distance.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I wont be able to come for a bit. I have a lot on my plate at the moment with getting the dog a home, finding myself a new one as well as where i am going to live. A designer job opened up which would merit a pay increase and more responsibility, however they're only offering it to part time people. I may try and find a different store to transfer to. One that needs a full time designer.

You should wait until you get a new girlfriend. I would like to meet her.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You guys are all talk.



Preston.. which would work out better, tomorrow night or sunday night? I may need a place to crash if you have room available.

Tomorrow night would be great. We can go out on the town. Everything here is cheap. There is a bar with 24oz NewCastle draws for $5.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

You guys are all talk.

I have a futon/couch/air mattresses for anyone. The weekend to come is the 2nd or 3rd week in September when we have Bulldog Bash.. Largest outdoor concert in MS. 2-3 stages set up downtown with fairly big names and like 15,000 college aged kids getting drunk. Like nearly every apartment in downtown has a keg. I got head and laid by two different girls last year there. It is almost too easy.. SOOO many fresh, young, wasted freshman.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I think part of the reason why there are not as many trophy deer is because of the large population. You should see the camp at Lake Eddins. Deer literally walk around people's yards in the middle of the dam day. From the front gate to his cabin is about 2 miles and it is not uncommon to see a dozen or more deer in that distance.

Yup, over population will do that. Lack of nutrients to go around,out of whack buck-doe ratios and what not.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I have a futon/couch/air mattresses for anyone. The weekend to come is the 2nd or 3rd week in September when we have Bulldog Bash.. Largest outdoor concert in MS. 2-3 stages set up downtown with fairly big names and like 15,000 college aged kids getting drunk. Like nearly every apartment in downtown has a keg. I got head and laid by two different girls last year there. It is almost too easy.. SOOO many fresh, young, wasted freshman.

edt

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Yup, over population will do that. Lack of nutrients to go around,out of whack buck-doe ratios and what not.

I think you are crazy not to take me up on the offer. I don't hunt much, there really is not much there but deer.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I just started my night off..I think this picture turned out pretty cool..

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

grosss

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Me and James are going to get our ***** kicked tomorrow i'll bet.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?

A: The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Q: Whats the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants?

A: A pair of pants only has one fly on them.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters.

Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is.

I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ***. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Me and James are going to get our ***** kicked tomorrow i'll bet.

Refuse to lose! I don't see either of you as the type to start a fight though...Of course you could be like me and tend to get drawn into fights for no f'n reason.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Me and James are going to get our ***** kicked tomorrow i'll bet.

Good. You both could use a good *** kicking.

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters.
Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is.

I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ***. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Same shit happened to me.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Me and James are going to get our ***** kicked tomorrow i'll bet.

Newcastle makes me unasskickable

Good. You both could use a good *** kicking.

Son of a btch