Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

welp...I'm out. If I never return just know.....I love all of you. I love each and every one of you that have helped me over the years. I will never forget you all. See you around.

Dare I ask?

I wouldn't want to date half the hot chicks at my high school. They paid no attention to me then, yet they notice me now.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm...well you know the rest //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

She wasn't really the hottest per say, but cute, and I talked to her quite often. I never really crushed on the self centered popular bishes.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

welp...I'm out. If I never return just know.....I love all of you. I love each and every one of you that have helped me over the years. I will never forget you all. See you around.

Well that didn't sound suicidal or anything....

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

welp...I'm out. If I never return just know.....I love all of you. I love each and every one of you that have helped me over the years. I will never forget you all. See you around.

You should probably talk to someone in real life about this.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

i think i'll call him when i get home if my cell is still working

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

You should probably talk to someone in real life about this.

I am real life. That's why he hates my answers to his problems some times. I told him why, what happened. It is now up to him to deal with it and move on to the next phase in his life.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

So waht happened to your alternator? Did it just go bad from the long trip or something?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

Don't try to keep a black man from his fried chicken.

Especially when they're high on PCP..

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Pants vs. Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude, you never will.'

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

Pants vs. Panties
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.'

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.

Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here- you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude, you never will.'

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Well the woman liked Minneapolis so I may end up there next summer. Time will tell I suppose.

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

Well the woman liked Minneapolis so I may end up there next summer. Time will tell I suppose.

You're the man, are you not?

Tell her she'll go whereever you **** well please, if you're nice enough to take her along.

Remember they like a little bit of abuse.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Let her try on your pants.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

You're the man, are you not?
Tell her she'll go whereever you **** well please, if you're nice enough to take her along.

Remember they like a little bit of abuse.

See flip, this is why I don't value anyone's opinion online.