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A older Muslim man dies and floats up to heaven. He sees a tall ladder that stretches into the clouds and climbs up. At the top of the ladder he sees Saint Peter and asks him "Saint Peter, where is Allah"? Saint Peter says "hes on the next level" and points to a ladder for the man to climb.

The older Muslim man climbs the ladder into another level of clouds and sees an angel. He asks the angel "Where is Allah"? The angel says "hes on the next level" and points to another ladder for the man to climb.

The older Muslim man climbs the ladder and sees Jesus standing there. By this time the Muslim man is very tired and says "Jesus, where is Allah"? Jesus tells the man "he is here my son, but you look tired would you like a drink"? The Muslim man says "please Jesus I am very thirsty."

Jesus claps twice and says "Allah, two coffees please!"

 
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