Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

LAWL

http://fresno.craigslist.org/cas/741783243.html

And then pwned by Mike.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

LAWLhttp://fresno.craigslist.org/cas/741783243.html

And then pwned by Mike.

hahahaha

 

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Well my sarcastic thread did better than I thought.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Free from molestations. My parents were too neglectful to molest me.

Your parents must have not really loved you.

I can't really think of any skills the scouts would teach me that I would actually need to know. Dressing up like a *** and worried about merit badges, I guess,

I didn't do any of that shit, we shot guns and put stuff on fire.

LAWLhttp://fresno.craigslist.org/cas/741783243.html

And then pwned by Mike.

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[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Went and got insurance on my new blazer today, and was pleasantly surprised by me only having to pay $200 a month with liability and uninsured motorists.

Before I was paying $260 a month for an old 1995 single cab f150 with liability only

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

No. Driving back and forth to work leaves little chance of being in the wilderness.

Well, doesn't sound like you'll be prepared if something ever does happen to you. Hope you know which water to drink and not to drink if you do get stranded.

 

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Well, doesn't sound like you'll be prepared if something ever does happen to you. Hope you know which water to drink and not to drink if you do get stranded.

Titors prophecies will own his *** in due time.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

needs to be saved somewhere

with all the idiotic threads you post about your life, it is amazing you can have made it this long in the real world. if this was the animal kingdom, you would've been killed by your own species and eaten since you would be considered a useless tool in the society of animals

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

You really need me as a drinking buddy, so I can slap you off your stool for saying stupid shit like this.

Dude, in about two weeks I will be drinking with Flip. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Lucky flip.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i need to find somewhere to move. now that the ex put the final nail in the coffin i really have no reason to be here. i've been trying my best not to think about it, be optimistic, not resentful, and wish her the best despite the events... and so far i've done a pretty good job. I have to give up the dog though as i don't have a place he can stay anymore. It's tearing me up. This is way worse than the breakup. Toby is always happy to see me, his love is unconditional, and he is innocent. Just like an underage **********.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

i need to find somewhere to move. now that the ex put the final nail in the coffin i really have no reason to be here. i've been trying my best not to think about it, be optimistic, not resentful, and wish her the best despite the events... and so far i've done a pretty good job. I have to give up the dog though as i don't have a place he can stay anymore. It's tearing me up. This is way worse than the breakup. Toby is always happy to see me, his love is unconditional, and he is innocent. Just like an underage **********.

I don't know enough about you anymore to even begin to offer you advice. You have shunned me.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I don't know enough about you anymore to even begin to offer you advice. You have shunned me.

I will be on here more. I look forward to strengthening our male bond.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Steamy stories late at night would be a great start.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

heres one.

one time me and my ex decided to seduce eachother. we were very hot and bothered.

so i slowly undressed her, then she addressed me. massaging eachother

i kissed up and down her neck.

she moved her tounge from my neck down then told me to she was ready

we had amazing *** for 30 seconds until i was done and fell asleep.

i think she finished knitting her scarf that night or something.