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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

He didn't kill them. Although i do question how Abel did not marry his sister.

See I'm not well versed on this. I have no idea who Abel is, and why would Abel consider marrying his sister? Maybe this inbreeding is what lead to the dumbing down of the world population.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

He is one of the offspring of Adam and Eve.

This does raise a valid point. If Adam and Eve were the only humans, then ****** had to have occurred to populate the Earth. In theory, we should all be related to each other cause brothers would've kept mating with sisters. This Bible has to be a bunch of bullshit.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif with your logic and humor, it will work. I'm sure of it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

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She knows if she doesn't mind her P's and Q's, i'll kick her off the team.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Love is in teh forumz.........

Crunk!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

It doesn't matter really.
On my last day at Lowe's, I received two gifts. A blow-up doll and a bible. I figured it was a fork in the road.

I threw away the blow up doll and tried reading the bible. No church, not outside influence, just reading and see what I would take away on my own.

What I get out of it is that many of God's people, or that God seemed to be cool with, seemed to be just as scandalous as people I know....

I couldn't get passed the ******.

I really wish I was Adam though. Then it wouldn't be hard to find a mate since there was only one bitch around.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

^above aimed at Syko...of course

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

And she was a scandalous trick.

Perhaps as we evolved, we have taken mating to a whole other level. Maybe God only wanted us to have *** and repopulate, instead of marriage, but you say he discusses marriage in this Bible of yours? maybe God is a woman since it seems confused.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Must bring back teh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif thread

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Also, why was certain fruit forbidden? Was it God's personal stash? Was it laced with hard drugs? was it some sort of aphrodisiac?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I can hear my neighbors yelling about something. Putting me off on marriage now

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Poop in a cup and throw it at em