Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

facial hair can be shaved.

Once the image is burned in my retinas, it's a no go. Plus I'd always be jealous of her beard.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

What's sad is, I don't even know how to date. The girls I picked up were just nomads looking for a penis.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

wow, you are sprung. Not that thats a bad thing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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I can still feel her biting my lips........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

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I can still feel her biting my lips........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Why was she mauling you?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Where do people find ladies?
I just want not a whore...I think I can let the beard slide.

I would like to this know as well

What also sucks is I'll be moving to the ********** capital of the US //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

There is little difference between prostitutes and the women I date. I just pre-pay these ladies with food and entertainment.

Sounds like my cousins.

Maybe this runs in the family?

At least you haven't reproduced with one of them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I think Icetee is a hoax!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I guess me and flip aren't going to get crunk advice on meeting women?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I think Icetee is a hoax!

What the dickens are you talking about?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Why would they share?
Keep the good women hidden away.

You make a valid point. Perhaps I should rub honey on my ball and lay outside ***** to attract a female mate.

This maybe the process to attract bees though

See I'm thoroughly confused on these dating concepts

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I guess me and flip aren't going to get crunk advice on meeting women?

I met my wife in a bar. Spent the night with me a week later and never went home. Married 12 yrs and 4 kids.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I am thinking of posting by candle light.

I'm sure an e-lady would love that. Perhaps some sugar free low fat candy and perfume. Nothing says I love you by implying your female is fat and stinky.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I met my wife in a bar. Spent the night with me a week later and never went home. Married 12 yrs and 4 kids.

Interesting

I went into the local bar and found myself surrounded by 40 year old men, *****ing about their wives.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I met my wife in a bar. Spent the night with me a week later and never went home. Married 12 yrs and 4 kids.

I wasn't aware that you and your wife had a litter. Congratulations is in order.