Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Iam, I had an idea for a little "reverse forum invasion" for next week. I am goind to need your photoshop skillz to pull it off though. Specifically, there is a fegglet over on sr.com who I want to bait into coming over here by linking him to a thread of photshopped pics of he and his wife.

This guy is a real sensitive ***** baby so it should be good for killing a few hours at work.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know

anything about ***. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence, OKAY?!"

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Well i took my pool water to be tested today...

Turns out all the levels what they are supposed to be...They just said to shock the hell out of it...I asked about why when i vacuumed the junk shot back into the pool...Apparently my filter has something wrong with it, thus my pools downfall. Dammit.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

My grandparents owed me some money for buying a battery my grandfather's truck, so they filled up both of my 16 gallon tanks on my temp truck today. Costs ~$112, which is rediculous.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Well i took my pool water to be tested today...
Turns out all the levels what they are supposed to be...They just said to shock the hell out of it...I asked about why when i vacuumed the junk shot back into the pool...Apparently my filter has something wrong with it, thus my pools downfall. Dammit.

Overfill your pool, then backwash it for 15min, yes 15min. Then goto rinse for 5min. Reset correct water level, then put back on filter.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq4HpUGS54w&feature=related

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Just got back in from my night out. Rented Rambo and Meet the Spartans. Also bought a low-carb Monster.

What a Friday night.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Thats the gang of shrimp. I thought only chad butler could eat that many.
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what

I am eating them over a period of a few days. I'm not eating all 4 lbs in one sitting mayne.
Toxicity

Acute iodine poisoning is rare and usually occurs only with doses of many grams. Symptoms of acute iodine poisoning include burning of the mouth, throat, and stomach, fever, nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea, a weak pulse, and coma.

It is rare for diets of natural foods to supply more than 2,000 µg of iodine/day, and most diets supply less than 1,000 µg/day. People living in the northern coastal regions of Japan, whose diets contain large amounts of seaweed, have been found to have iodine intakes ranging from 50,000 to 80,000 µg (50-80 mg) of iodine/day without noticeable site effects.

thats a lot of words for a joke

"i eat so many shrimp, i got iodine poisonin" - pimp c

Less talk moar secks.

no talk all ***?

Now that 2k's crisis is over, can we get back to the forum business of pwnage?
For example, the number of above needz to be called.

Yep, I think she wanted me to post it in CT. She misses you guys.

Would you believe that someone sent that to me and I have no idea who?

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You have Bad beat jacckpots when you have certain really good hands beaten. The guy who gets beaten gets the lion's share, the guy who beats him gets the second amount, and the players at the table all get a share.
This guy had Aces full Kings beaten by 4 ACES -- but mucked his hand. They all get no part of the jacpot now. I figure Tappins table share was about $600.

The dumbass probably cost himself over 5k.

No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?

UMM HOW i word this... ok u take 20 lbs no lifting for 30lb if guy, so divide 2 u dont sit, u get 10 but for guy it no 30, so 20 would be for guy if u werent a girl ?

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't knowanything about ***. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence, OKAY?!"

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Just got back in from my night out. Rented Rambo and Meet the Spartans. Also bought a low-carb Monster.
What a Friday night.

i worked.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qveihQvvJ94

shits crazy.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

so this one time I was in ocean city drinking with some people. This one guy accused me of not finishing a beer, it was a can. I was like whatever. So he grabbed the can that he thought I was drinking out of(I was putting it to my mouth over and over) but I was really drinking from another can. Well, he said see, this beer is almost half full. I said nothing. So he grabbed it and attempted to "finish it", "this is how you finish a beer" he said. ANd drank it. Well, what was really in it was sunflower seeds and my spit. I was using the can as a spitter for my sunflower seeds. I cant imagine how that shit musta tasted. hahaha

theres my story for the night.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Im packing for my trip. Im trying to fit everything in my army backpack. this thing isnt really as big as I though it was.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Iam, I had an idea for a little "reverse forum invasion" for next week. I am goind to need your photoshop skillz to pull it off though. Specifically, there is a fegglet over on sr.com who I want to bait into coming over here by linking him to a thread of photshopped pics of he and his wife.
This guy is a real sensitive ***** baby so it should be good for killing a few hours at work.

Im in!

Well i took my pool water to be tested today...
Turns out all the levels what they are supposed to be...They just said to shock the hell out of it...I asked about why when i vacuumed the junk shot back into the pool...Apparently my filter has something wrong with it, thus my pools downfall. Dammit.

That'll do it.

OooOOO! Can I play?

Indeed.

Dev: I never heard that joke, sorry. I knew you were being sarcastic, but didn't know it was a specific joke.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Im in!
That'll do it.

Indeed.

Dev: I never heard that joke, sorry. I knew you were being sarcastic, but didn't know it was a specific joke.

whoops. you mean the iodine poisoning. nah it just made me think of the pimp c line. haha