This is going to sound kinda gay, but I've got a girlfriend and was only doing this for NN.
It was only me and this other dude in the locker room, both getting changed. He was an average white dude, but had this ****ing enormous penis and thought it'd be hilarious to get a pic and maybe steer some traffic towards the site. I put my phone on silent, and started to pretend like I was texting. Got a good shot of it, but in the dead silence it made a clicking camera noise. Dude went ****ing ape shit, asked to see the phone etc. Told him no and to chill the **** out. He grabs my phone from me and throws it as hard as he can against the locker and shatters it. At this point I get pissed and stand up, apparently looking like I was gonna fight him as he told the police, so he attacks me. Got my head bashed into the lockers a few times then he finally stopped long enough for me to get my boxers on and run the **** out of there and yell to call 911. No, the dong did not touch me during the altercation.