Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[dakotap 10+ year member]

Ride a bike. Oh wait, we're in louisiana, that would be *******.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

NSFW

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

funniest day at work ever. someone almost got seriously injured, right in front of me

I laughed so i hard i almost pissed myself, literally. Ive never laughed that hard before. a good 5+ minutes. tears and snot all over the place. hahaha

i had to go to the bathroom after. oh man. one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

god i wish i just happened to have a camera when that happened.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

funniest day at work ever. someone almost got seriously injured, right in front of me

I laughed so i hard i almost pissed myself, literally. Ive never laughed that hard before. a good 5+ minutes. tears and snot all over the place. hahaha

i had to go to the bathroom after. oh man. one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.

What'd he do?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

and my AV is.....interesting.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Man, I think I ****ed up my chances with the girl I'm talking to. My guess is that I'm taking way too long to ask her out...but I have NO money yet. Friend zone FTMFL. Guess I'll see where I stand with her when the paycheck comes around.

On the other hand, there's a cute girl that's working with me at Sears. Talked to her a little today. I think my chances are probable.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

to kill the weeds.

What'd he do?

he is always speeding and shit around the warehouse, sayin he has whip skillz. well on this one isle its kind of slim, so it was him and another person behind him passing me and another person that were sitting still. Well he was riding backwards (forks in front of him, not behind) and its harder to control that way obviously. well he got near us and made a small movement to dodge me and the machine jerked and it kinda flung him off. However, he couldnt let go, and since he was so close to the pallets of coke and shit on the other side he got squished and dragged acrross like 4 pallets of shit. Since he couldnt let go and he was on the ground his wrist turned the throttle and was making the machine go faster, so he couldnt stop and got dragged more hahahahaha.

and all we could do was watch this happen. then finally the machine hit a pallet and crushed a bunch of caribou and jerked all the way to the side flinging him off and he rolled over once. then just laid there. i said oh shit, you alright. and i like reached out, and he was like im straight, i think i broke my ribs, but im straight.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and while he was getting dragged he had a real surprised look on him face, almost like he was smiling. and we were like it looked like you were havin fun on a ride or some shit, like you meant to do it. hahahahahahahhaha

oh ****, im crying again.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i hope that made sense.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

then he was like, i almost died, and youll are laughing.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

and what was with the audio guru guy?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

lol, sounds pretty funny. You should've had a camera

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

bahahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious Dev.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

lol, sounds pretty funny. You should've had a camera

i wish. i wish we had security cameras on the inside, i would definitely request them or something. holy shit it was funny. I didnt even think about my camera phone, i wouldnt have got good pics anyway or vid, cuz i could barely control myself.

seriously i almost pissed myself. Ive never had that happen before.