Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[savagebee 10+ year member]

my wife should be having a baby tommorrow

or the next day

or the next

or maybe the day after that

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

well that's always fun.
Is this your first child?

yes

so everything is a **** guessing game..

things like

Was that a contraction?

did my water break? Or did I pee my pants (srsly, happened today when I was asleep //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif)

its a stressful experience, and labor hasnt even started yet

at least I have a new job that starts as soon as the baby comes (well, a week after),

so that way I wont be working nights with a new baby @ home

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

also told the g/f that when I get the money they are sending out to people, I'm spending it on myself. Haven't bought anything nice for myself since we started dating and I've easily spent over a grand on her.
Not to say she doesn't buy me anything, she buys me clothes, shoes, food, well other stuff but still I want something new damn it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

i got a couple t shirts heh and some boxers and a pair of shorts. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

why wont someone buy me a rear end! I tried to get one to buy me some headers haha. didnt work.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Done with school.

Time for summer.

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[savagebee 10+ year member]

thats one thing I miss about school

since i graduated I can't enjoy the end of the school year like I used to lol

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I'm hoping a congratulations are in order anyways, but I'm pretty sure I got a high enough gpa for my scholarships.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

have fun is all I can say. They bring great joy but they bring headaches as well.

I know

and its a girl

Im already buying more guns in order to have a more intimidating gun cleaning session with some little shit that tries to steal my baby

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

I'm hoping a congratulations are in order anyways, but I'm pretty sure I got a high enough gpa for my scholarships.

wat?

all I heard was ******* bouncing

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Wait, how'd you get sound of your bouncing *******???

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

I have teh super...

I forgot what I was saying

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

course I can throw a ball with him or show him guy stuff like I couldn't with a girl.

my wifes a hillbilly, so that shouldnt be an issue @ our house //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

she would call herself a tomboy

Ill call her a hillbilly //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Yes, you would be my bish. But I'm very good to my bishes. You can do fairly decent on 50K in cali. It is a good starter income.

Where do I send my resume?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

For the life of me I have no idea how the members of CT can associate with me and still feel bad about their own lives. Think about it, the highlight of my real life is that I am friends with Tappin and he is a complete POS. And yet, I am a pretty happy guy most of the time.
It is called denial and it works wonders.

I know you make me feel wonderful about myself.