Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

its easy when your ex girlfriend lived in the dorms with a bunch of slutsI dont have game, I just had luck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Lucky bish. Either that. Or because you are white. Lol

I swear every black girl that I talk to here ****s guys that sell drugs or have nothing going for them.

Wait. I just had an epiphany.

it happens anyways
the tic tac is lookin for you too

/metaphor

Never.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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sure

I think

I was fuckin around (or trying to) up till the point I met my wife

I met her through some douchnozzle I used to work with

just fell into my lap and the rest became history

wife. wife. wife. wife.

it just doesnt sound like a good word. i wonder where ill meet my wife.

and before bdoubt72 says anything, ill get married one day.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

Im not a very attractive guy, and Im not too sure what they saw in me..

but my goofy *** was armpit deep in easy ***** for a few years after got rid of my gf at the time

I am a bit of a minority out here

cherokee nation and all

maybe its because I was exotic

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Lucky bish. Either that. Or because you are white. Lol
I swear every black girl that I talk to here ****s guys that sell drugs or have nothing going for them.

Wait. I just had an epiphany.

Never.

and you didnt even bust a nut. !!!!

So are you gonan start ****in white girls? or are you gonna start sellin drugs?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

and you didnt even bust a nut. !!!!
So are you gonan start ****in white girls? or are you gonna start sellin drugs?

I'm gonna sell drugs. Quit school. And **** white girls.

Then I'll be a baller.

Srsly.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

wife. wife. wife. wife.

it just doesnt sound like a good word. i wonder where ill meet my wife.

and before bdoubt72 says anything, ill get married one day.

Im not a pessimist dev.

I'm a realist. Theres a difference.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Im not a very attractive guy, and Im not too sure what they saw in me..but my goofy *** was armpit deep in easy ***** for a few years after got rid of my gf at the time

I am a bit of a minority out here

cherokee nation and all

maybe its because I was exotic

Must be nice

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

there was a black girl I was after for months

ooohhh she wass bangin

Im pretty sure she wanted to hook up, but she was dating this big bad football player, who made me (6'1" 260) look like a little paperweight

I asked her once why she stayed with him...

she said, because, he may go pro, and I wanna use him for it

I decided I wasnt gonna get involved in that drama

too bad, cause she was f'n hot

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

Must be nice

not really

I can't get a job with the biggest employer in the region because they are federally funded and encouraged to discriminate against anyone who isnt an indian

really, its true

it says on their job apps that they are not an equal opputunity employer, indian preference comes before experience and education

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racist bastards

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Doesnt matter.

You have a permanent ho.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Im not a pessimist dev.
I'm a realist. Theres a difference.

hahaha no im a realist.

there was a black girl I was after for months
ooohhh she wass bangin

Im pretty sure she wanted to hook up, but she was dating this big bad football player, who made me (6'1" 260) look like a little paperweight

I asked her once why she stayed with him...

she said, because, he may go pro, and I wanna use him for it

I decided I wasnt gonna get involved in that drama

too bad, cause she was f'n hot

good choice.......did he ever go pro?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

http://forums.nonewbs.com/showthread.php?t=23400 nws.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I'm going to sleep

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

hahaha no im a realist.

good choice.......did he ever go pro?

no

he got arrested on felony assault and battery with a deadly weapon charges

Im gonna throw a wild ass guess out and assume it was over jealousy

wow

I never made that connection before

I guess Im really glad I didnt mess around with her //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

nevermind dev

Im wide awake now