Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

are you trying to be mean?

Maybe I just have my face in more ****** than you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

when there's a new guy @ work, the first thing a friend/cop buddy of mine asks is how old they think I amthey usually say 30+

when Im clean shaven, they usually say 20 or less //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

with my fat face and big ol cheeks, I look like an infants head on a grown mans body without facial hair

I have to try and figure out what kind of person the people are looking for when I apply for a job

I knew this new job would be looking for a "hip" younger guy

so i put in my trendy large gauge earings, contacts, and shaved

and whatda ya know

I got the job

for my last job, I dressed like an uptight ******* and kept the goatee

and whada ya know

i got it too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Appearances are just as, if not more important than actual qualifications

sad really

indeed

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

Interesting. large gauge earrings? you mean those big *** discs people have holding their ear lobes open?

I used to, Im not that huge anymore

just a big pirate lookin hoop now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

but it works

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Maybe I just have my face in more ****** than you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif


indeed

the girls you mess with have ****** hair that falls off and attaches to your face?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

kinky

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

the girls you mess with have ****** hair that falls off and attaches to your face?

hmmm

at least it doesnt get stuck in teh teeth

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

hmmm
at least it doesnt get stuck in teh teeth

:shiver: i guess its not that bad though, i mean if you really think about it, if she has hair, that shit is near the **** all day long. anything down there is all touching so you eat the **** you might as well lick the hair too.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

the girls you mess with have ****** hair that falls off and attaches to your face?

I guess when you were in hs and got facial hair your guy friends didnt say that you got it from eating too much pussy.

kinky

Basically

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

:shiver: i guess its not that bad though, i mean if you really think about it, if she has hair, that shit is near the **** all day long. anything down there is all touching so you eat the **** you might as well lick the hair too.

yarf

I told my wife I wouldnt go down unless she was bald or **** close, she said, same to you

of course I said no problem //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

it was an interesting convo

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Dev Ive come to the conclusion that you really arent black.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

Dev Ive come to the conclusion that you really arent black.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

racist

oh

wait

you're black

interesting

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

He's **** close. Just not quite.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I guess when you were in hs and got facial hair your guy friends didnt say that you got it from eating too much pussy.
Basically

oh never heard that. so youre sayin i should eat more ****? wilco.

not rly

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

He does however have some fine black cousins though.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

oh never heard that. so youre sayin i should eat more ****? wilco.


not rly

srsly?

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

He does however have some fine black cousins though.

Ive seen pics, and I must agree