Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

That is not me. I find it funny that that guy is getting accused of being me though. He probably has no idea wtf is going on.

just found out that it was nukedsodapop from here haha.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.

The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I' ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over an IRS officials desk and that you'd be happy about it."

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2008/04/14/camera.html?sid=102

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet." Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I' ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over an IRS officials desk and that you'd be happy about it."

el oh el

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

someone buy me some nerf bars

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2008/04/14/camera.html?sid=102

deserves its own thread

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

it got one

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

damnit, 3 of my bolts broke off into my btl motor //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

damnit, 3 of my bolts broke off into my btl motor //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Gotta be careful wit bolts and shit. BTW, drove by the Hammond exit on I 10 the other day. I always think about how freaked yankees and what not would be if they took the drive into NOLA from the west.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Gotta be careful wit bolts and shit. BTW, drove by the Hammond exit on I 10 the other day. I always think about how freaked yankees and what not would be if they took the drive into NOLA from the west.

that is a long *** drive

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

wsw?
Will be at Keelser for a month starting in July...

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif I can't wait for you to meet the family. My kidz be trippin'. Of course, you probably don't have that mucg to compare them too. You really are not around kids that much, are you?

that is a long *** drive

It's beautiful though. I went to Piere plat or something like that. I love going south off of I 10. Very unique.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Alright Flip, I'm supposed to be doing an accounting project. Part of it is to find and summarize 5 independent reports/analyzes for both Panera Bread and Starbucks. I can't really find any that give me valuable information and don't cost money. Any clues on where to find such a thing?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif I can't wait for you to meet the family. My kidz be trippin'. Of course, you probably don't have that mucg to compare them too. You really are not around kids that much, are you?


It's beautiful though. I went to Piere plat or something like that. I love going south off of I 10. Very unique.

That it is, I don't mind long drives with plenty of scenery, but from Miami to here has got to be the shittiest drive ever.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

BTW, DB -- do I owe you the credit for my new avatar?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

That it is, I don't mind long drives with plenty of scenery, but from Miami to here has got to be the shittiest drive ever.

Apparently, you've never driven from Clemson to Charlotte.

Well, I take that back, you get to see the worlds largest peach during this trip //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif