Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

he is trying to merge, but like all idiot drivers stops. then he decides he can go and pulls out a little, then decides he cant make it and reverses right into my bumper. i didnt take pics cause it didnt do a thing to mine. the police officer gets there to take our statements and he asks if i had any damage, i said "no man, its a jeep." he cracked up.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

hey SM, i had a fender bender in the jeep yesterday. dude backed into my front bumper in his van. my bumper went over his bumper and smashed in his back doors. not even a scratch on mine, just knocked some dirt off.

i didnt know liberties sat so high off the ground. How did you get it so high?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i didnt know liberties sat so high off the ground. How did you get it so high?

i drive a real jeep.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Dat's phat. So do those plastic bump stop thingies on the front of the bumper squish??

nope, they pushed in his rear doors. my front bumper was a good 6 inches over his rear bumper.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i saw all the avatar changes this morning and i freaked cause i thought i had lost my wigger.

oh, and i heard on the radio this morning, our boy vanilla ice is in jail. he beat up his wife or girlfriend or whatever he has. im sure she deserved it.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Interesting. I removed the ones on both ends of the bumper because they are ghey, but the ones out front I left. I've always been curious wtf they are for. lol

you talking about the milk jug looking ones on the ends? i told the dealership to take those off before i bought mine.

he's lucky i hadnt put a real bumper on there yet. that would have really screwed him up.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

kobe jumping over an aston martin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lHQqELYCpw

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I'd get a jeep if they would have decent gas mileage...they get what 30' per gallon?

mine gets about 30 per 2 gallons.