Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I will not allow this thread to drop.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

LMAO@ kid slapping your gf with RCAs

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

hey deerhunt, i think one of your cousins or something figured out the internet.

 

[MorningWood]

I figured I would stop by and bless you guys with my presence before I get banned.

STFU your *** ain't even supposed to be up in here. lawl

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

mexican racing is better?

Only time Messicans race is when teh copters behind em:crap:

dude....a little while ago my g/f and I were layin down and the kid came in here. Fuking had some rca's I had laying around and slapped her on the face with them 3 times. I went, "omfg, I can't believe he just did that."
g/f took him in the kitchen and spanked that a55. Personally she didn't spank him hard enough because he didn't even cry really, I showed her with my hand how hard she needs to spank him. I was in pure awe that he did that though, it left a welp on her face.

:callschildservices:

You need to stop letting him watch what you two do in the evenings.

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I have no gf rant at teh moment

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

boy, i thought i was in a good mood before i left. Im in a great mood now. i wonder what tomorrow has in store. on eof my dumbass friends said he was gonn adrink me under the table. after one shot and a cup of beer, he was done. Im still trying to figure that one out.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Only time Messicans race is when teh copters behind em:crap:


:callschildservices:

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I have no gf rant at teh moment

listen to you, given out advice on who to call. bitch you couldnt even call animal control for your own beloved dog.

oh.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

is french onion dip good after sitting in the fridge for over a month?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

at least she has nice ***** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif:


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=x

I hung out with my dad tonight and we drank and ate at outback. then he shocked me when he wanted to go downtown to the bar. I said ok but let's call some people. he called his two friends and they are both real cool, one of them I really like because we are always like "dam look at the tits on that one." he's funny as hell //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

anyways, I got real drunk because they had a tab I could get on //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

i wish i could get on someones tab. i would run that shit up, the us the money i would have spent on drinks, on a cab to get home

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

omfg I just laughed so hard. It's so true //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif


dude seriously. My dads friends were so good at pool I couldn't believe how good they were. They would tell me how and where to hit the ball and sh1t and I would make them! it was great.

but yeah I had like 6 miller lites, couple mixed drinks and a jager bomb. G/f came and picked me up too and she was like "**** you," hahahahahaha

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Pool seems to be one of those games im only good at when ive had like 3 beers. anymore or any less i ****.

hahaha at **** you. I cant have noone pick me up so I have to watch what I drink.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

some guy tried to get me and afriend to do a soco and lime shot with him. He heard me try to buy my friend a jager shot bomb thing. he was like the new thing is soco and lime ill do one with you. and i said dont white people drink jager bombs? and he said no the new shit is soco and lime, lets do one. I was like its up to that guy(my friend). and then that guy (soco and lime guy) just walked away.

Southern comfort and lime is the new jager bomb?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i'm not good at pool, not without help anyways.


huh? soco and lime? soco is fine by itself why do you need to add lime to it? jager bombs are good man, love em. I like shots of crown though as well.

that white dude was stupid though if he wanted to do soco and lime //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Yeah I dont know. Im not sure why he wanted to do that. Thats why im asking. Ive never done a shot of SoCo.

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

im out too. i know my granny is gonna be wakin me up at like 8 am.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

time for some mutha ****in racin

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Who teh bish be?

Dunno bout her tetes though:crap:

I probably say that cuz I'm use to watermelons:drool: