Okay, so we had a special edition of karaoke last night. I decided I would go for the male audience since I had not had a great deal of reaction form them in prior engagements. (Quality over quanity had been my prior approach with the studs).
First, I rocked the house with "What, What, in the Butt?" The younger guys went nuts (literally). I think Southpark's cover of that song the night before really helped me on this one. However, I noticed that some of the older guys did not really seem to be getting into it as much. I knew exactly what to do. On the way back up to the stage I grabbed a guy's hardhat and broke out with the Village People's, "in the Navy." This had an added bonus that I had not expected as a couple of sailors came in during the middle of the song. They came up and joined me and I ended up doing jello shots off their very flat stomachs. Six packs FTW!
For the finale I did YMCA and every swinging d!ck in the place joined in. I ended up performing fellatio on a 12" pink *****. Good thing the wife decided not to go last night. I can't wait until next week! Yummy boys everywhere.
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