Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

buffet. people backed out.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Going to a spaghetti place but I think I pissed my gf off somehow. Maybe I will stay here drinking tequilla...

sounds like a good plan to me!!

im in my usual "girls are stupid *****es, most everyone in the world is an idiot" mood. and i have beer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

so i think ill partake in that quite heavily //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Indeed. I think I need to bring back that ava.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Nearing teh 13k mark:crap://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

I have that and every time I quote SethPhilips it's a mess.

Didnt he say he had and iq of 130 or some shit? He challenged me to an iq testoff.. I guess its like a stret battle, but of wits

I told him name the place, and that ***** backed down

he knew I was gonna law the smack down

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=301198

go to my thread hoes i built coolshit today

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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****. hahaha.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Oi this woman....

I don't get her sometimes..

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

just break up with her. got dam.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

So easy to piss her off..........

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

talk to them like this syko

clslogic: so hey you goin out tomorrow night?

MN: no

clslogic: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

clslogic: why not?

MN: ?

MN: dont really have anything to do

clslogic: go to the bar where all the cops go

MN: haha

MN: cant really talk to other cops until i am out of training

: like AIT

clslogic: realy?

clslogic: dam

clslogic: thats whack b

: i know

MN: but oh well

clslogic: yeah

clslogic: youll be at the local pig spot soon enough

clslogic: id rather have *** with you when you were a cop anyway

MN: ?

MN: that doesnt make sense.

clslogic: cuz then i could fuck you liek the cops fuck the general public

clslogic: ???

clslogic: hahahahahahahahahha

clslogic: that was completely unappropriate

clslogic: but i cant stop laughing

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

clslogic: cuz you walked right into it

clslogic: oh boy you still there?

N: yeah

N: ***

clslogic: ahahahah

clslogic: ou gottaadmit

clslogic: that was kinda funny

N: n e wayz

clslogic: come on

clslogic: if you didnt think that was funny

clslogic: youre lame b

clslogic: hahah