Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

multiple tabs work too.

WTF is up with this slacker bs?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.

The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."

The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."

The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."

The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dingleberry-%20Remover_W0QQitemZ250224587035QQihZ015QQcategoryZ14%3Cbr%20/%3E68QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

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just ordered dinner. buffalo chicken sandwhich with a side of fried green beans. all from the best ever dive bar/restraunt. anyone who lives in/near charlotte needs to experience this place. ill organize an event to meet/drink/greet/eat there.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

also, im drinking a bacardi silver mojito drink. it is very FTL. but i got a six pack of them for free from a customer today... ill either drink them or tempt girls to do ****** favors for them.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I made a pizza.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I thought you had to take the Ump somewhere. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Tomorrow d00d. I have to take him to Port St. Lucie.

I want one of these, but the mrs. said no.

Crunk

So I'd settle for one of these

If it comes with the hood ornament then hell yeah.

It would be terribly hard to drive with that in my face.

Tr00, but worth it.

multiple tabs work too.

WTF is up with this slacker bs?

An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."

The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."

The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."

The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dingleberry-%20Remover_W0QQitemZ250224587035QQihZ015QQcategoryZ14%3Cbr%20/%3E68QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I made a pizza.

Slacker. Fix SMs ava.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

what's wrong with it? is it gone? is it a *****?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I'll try later, it server is acting up, won't upload.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

aaaaaand they ****ed up my order...

after i drove 45 mins round trip for dinner...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Corey, who's that chick you're with on the beach in your myspace pic? Nudes? I'm looking @ the one of her & her friends topless on the beach.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif I'd hit it!

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Corey, who's that chick you're with on the beach in your myspace pic? Nudes? I'm looking @ the one of her & her friends topless on the beach.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif I'd hit it!

link, now... PM if need be.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

do you like chocolate women?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i like all womens...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=248752934&albumId=0