Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I have enough trouble with one condom...lol.
*** with me has to be weird...while I sit there and fumble around with getting the condom on correctly.

lmao

I bet you analyze how much time to spend in each position to gain maximum efficiency too right? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Don't wanna get tired for doing doggie style for too long!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

They were giving out free condoms on campus today. Grabbed 3 so far. Hope they are out there later when I go to my other classes. Already saved myself like $7!!!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Yes, I did have a spreadsheet trying to figure out what position yielded the best results. It turns out that is a great way to ruin ***.
Now I just kinda do whatever and hope for the best.

God I hope you're kidding, but I have a feeling you're not.

You could have just asked someone who has *** a lot, or read some of those *** magazines instead...

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

eww

Either he likes the taste of soap or he (going out on a limb here) likes the taste of pierogis since he is Polish and all.

My favorite is Kraut and mash potatoe filled pierogis.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Yes, I did have a spreadsheet trying to figure out what position yielded the best results. It turns out that is a great way to ruin ***.
Now I just kinda do whatever and hope for the best.

Please tell me you're joking......please

Either he likes the taste of soap or he (going out on a limb here) likes the taste of pierogis since he is Polish and all.
My favorite is Kraut and mash potatoe filled pierogis.

That would be the latter. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

My favorites are potato, cheese, and meat. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Some other polish favorites: city chicken, paczki, Chrusciki

The sad thing is, I had to google search how to spell those last two. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I know how to pronounce them, but had absolutely no idea how to spell them. D*mn polish words. Everything is f*cked up.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I am not....But I don't have it anymore.

I did. I asked Dev, and the results were positive. It's in this thread somewhere.

Just to entertain my curiosity, what was this chart of exactly?

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Just to entertain my curiosity, what was this chart of exactly?

I'm assuming it involved various positions and what the results of said positions were. Climaxing, length of time, etc.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

It was a regression showing whether or not she orgasmed from different styles and positons. It works out be like an equation like some many minutes of x plus so many minutes of y plus z, etc, etc = orgasm. However, repeating the formula makes monatonous (sp?) ***.
It charted what types of things were positively recieved, and what types of things did not yield a significant impact. I guess the findings are that she wants different things different times.....which made the (very crude) model rather pointless. I think she enjoys the fact I have to try and guess what is going to please her at a particular time.

Hey, i was right! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

She knows that you're probably trying to work some kind of formula out in your head while you're doing the giggity goo, and I'm sure that makes her laugh inside.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

It was a regression showing whether or not she orgasmed from different styles and positons. It works out be like an equation like some many minutes of x plus so many minutes of y plus z, etc, etc = orgasm. However, repeating the formula makes monatonous (sp?) ***.
It charted what types of things were positively recieved, and what types of things did not yield a significant impact. I guess the findings are that she wants different things different times.....which made the (very crude) model rather pointless. I think she enjoys the fact I have to try and guess what is going to please her at a particular time.

I can't believe the spreadsheet was not a hit -- you could pre program all of your encounters out for the next 12 months. That should be enough data to figure out whether you need to adjust your conclusions. You could completely eliminate the spontaniaty out of the bedroom and, of course, all of the uncertainty that comes along with it. Before long you could have intercourse just as efficient as ************.

Nothing says "I love you" like a spreadsheet.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

However, consider this:
I was talking to Dev about developing a rythmn while doing the doggy-style of smacking the *** and pulling hair. For a while it was very difficult for me to develop a good rythmn. The reason is that based on my position she would position herself at a slope, kinda where her head was down....so I could not effectively stroke while lunging trying to pull the hair. So I drew a map trying to figure out what exactly was wrong.

I discovered if I reposition myself slightly, she can align herself more perpindicular to myself...this allows me to be in a postion where I can pull the hair without lunging...ie I am in a more comfortable position, thus I can "multi-task"...Using the hand that I am pulling her hair as balance, I am able to smack the *** with the free hand.

Some people have this ability naturally...I must graph it. But yeah, tommy, I think on some level she really feels special about the efforts I go through to make sure she is pleased. Other folks just nut and go...but I try to make sure she has a good time....and she is appreciative of the efforts I go through to do it, I think she wishes they weren't so mechanical.

I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for you or happy for your girlfriend.

Perhaps both?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Hey, i was right! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
She knows that you're probably trying to work some kind of formula out in your head while you're doing the giggity goo, and I'm sure that makes her laugh inside.

It makes me laugh on the outside //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I can honestly say, I've never thought about x and y-intercepts, an Excel spreadsheet, or any sort of formula while having *** before...

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Both is the common response my most girls. They are happy that I expend so much effort trying to please her, but sad that I break it down technically.

You should just learn to eat pussy instead.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

That was the point.
I did not get understand that part of the fun is spontaniaty. I do not find spontaneous fun. I actually dislike it. But we kind of compromise in that I come in with a game plan, but realize that I may have to adjust based on what I am seeing on the field, so to speak. It works well for us both...

I know a lot of NFL coaches go into a game with the first 15 or so offensive plays pretty much set in stone. After that, they see what is working and they make adjustments. Same thing really.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

You should just learn to eat pussy instead.

They like that from what I hear.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Who says that is not part of the plan?
You don't just dive down there like sblazer in an all you can eat buffet...you have to set up with other things.

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