Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on little MARK.

"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

 
As much as I would LOVE to do something like that, it usually isn't a very smart financial decision. Unless you are in the absolute highest echelon of how well you can play, your investments will never pay off. Especially for an instrument like guitar. They are the lowest paid of all musicians due to the sheer volume of the number of people who do play guitar. My friend is going to school for Clarinet. Despite how gay I think he is sometimes for this, he definitely knows his shit on this subject.

 
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its a fun thread

I was so so so close to going to school on a music scholarship (bass guitar for jazz, baritone for performance art stuff)

and decided i didnt want to be a musician lol

I devoted a lot of time to it in high school, but I pretty much lost all interest in it now a days, I dont think there are many songs I could even play anyways anymore

you can make good money doing music, but you have to be **** good, and **** flexible to do it

play some spanish style guitar, its not played by the majority of guitarists, and its **** impressive to see someone do it well..

maybe some fingerpickin too

 
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this mofo must have the worst chinese to english translator ever

 
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wells, i said it in flam jam, but i figured i should probably say it here too...

last night i got hammered, one of my neighbors took me to the bar at about 1am, we were both pretty stinking drunk. she is a newlywed, her huband was out of town, she is soooooooooooooooooooo stinking hot... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif

nothing happened, but i touched on her butt alot. she has such a great ***...

she bought me a few beers, we played golden tee. fun times.

 
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