So I was walking back from class and it was raining a little bit. Slightly harder than a drizzle, but nothing to break out an umbrella for. As I turn the corner around one of the buildings, I see these two people walking towards me.
One of them is a 6 foot something guy and the other is a girl about 5'6" ish, around half a foot shorter than him. The guy is holding a girly umbrella with some fashion designer's logo all around it, bent and crunched over to the same height of the girlfriend, walking slightly behind the girl with the umbrella pushed out more towards her making sure a single drop of drizzling rain doesn't land on her, and a slight look of disgust on his face.
The girl is wearing a rain jacket with a hood on it, turned up. She's got her hands in her pockets, shoulders cocked back, not a single drop of rain on her, and smiling with a hint of arrogance and confidence. You could tell exactly what both of these people were thinking.
Guy - "Son of a bitch" Girl - "He's my bitch"
I looked back to the guy, met eyes with him, and just shook my head. Then he just kinda looked away like a little puppy does when you catch it doing something it knows it shouldn't be. I laughed to myself after I passed them.