tappin_azz
10+ year member
The Wiggler Pimp
ok, we get to the bar and there is some kind of women's drinking club there. like 40 ladies, all doctor's wives and such. i didnt know any of them, but they all knew tom. they had like 15 bottles of wine between them and they were bent on getting wasted since no hubbies were around. we got there around 730 and they were already riled up.
my first selection was some old skool run dmc. you be illin'. the old women loved it.
later on dave sang some country crap about kicking hippies ***** or something. all the ladies knew it, and he freakin milked it.
of course my wife is playing karoke *******. going up to random people and telling them she will sing anything they request. she was drunk!
tom wouldnt sing alone but he wanted to do 7 bridges road again, so we did that. i think it actually sounded ok.
my 2nd solo performance was afroman, because i got high. dont think the old women had heard that one before, but i had them up dancing. this is like 930 by now and they are dancing on tables by now.
after that dave sang another country song that i have no clue about. he sang 3 or 4 by himself. so you were wrong.
about 1030 the drunk ladies are freakin crunk. they wanna dance more so they ask me to do another fast song. so it was air force ones again. there were about 20 women dancing all up on me while im trying to pull this song off.
i cant remember much else. i think i sang again but i have no clue what it was. dave and tom and their wives left around 11, but my and the drunk wife shut the place down.
cliffs:
sang - you be illin', afroman, and airforce ones.
rich, drunk, married women all over the place.
went home with a poor, drunk, married woman.
