Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Since you're far away

can I get a rain check?

I have a vision in my head

and it's the back of your neck.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

roses are strawberry colored

violets are grape

you made this shit personal

prepare to be *****

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I stuck that thread.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

ok....my girl gave me a gift for valentines. she said she was giving me a pass on all the v-day gift crap. so, basically she said not to get her anything. is this some kind of scam? am i going to be sorry, or should i respect her gift by adhearing to the rules?

what it do???

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

get something small and cute wsw? you should kno wthis already

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

does your wife know about this mistress?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

get something small and cute wsw? you should kno wthis already

oh yeah, i havent seen WSW? around here today. where is that jackass?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

oh yeah, i havent seen WSW? around here today. where is that jackass?

umm, you are wsw?.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

does your wife know about this mistress?

they are one in the same. she's my wife when she has brunette hair, and my mistress when she dyes it blonde.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

mistress should be red.

red in the head, fire in bed!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

mistress should be red.
red in the head, fire in bed!

I concur, except that all women should be red heads.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I want my phone before I leave the house tonight, but I cant be late cuz I have a test. I thought UPS would have been here early like usual but nope. Late as hell when m waiting for a box

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

they'll be there around 6:15pm

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

usually they are here at 3. its always the same.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

capecodtulsa is sexing up the ups guy.