Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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A little bit of sunshinea little bit of booze

a little bit of me

and a little bit of you

a little bit country

a little bit of blues

a slice of heaven

and a little piece of you...come on

alcohaulin' ***

pour another drink in my glass

alcohaulin' ***

alcohaul...in' ***

a little bit thirsty

a little bit used

a little bit of whiskey

and a little pinch of chew

a little bit tired

and a bad attitude

a little bit of drinkin

and another piece of you

alcohaulin' ***

pour another drink in my glass

alcohaulin' ***

alcohaulin'

alcohaulin'

you drove me to it

so there was nothing i could do

you pushed me down

split me right in two

now i found the long hard road

carried the weight of you

boy oh boy god ****

only one thing left to do

alcohaulin' ***

pour another drink in my glass

alcohaulin' ***

pour another drink in my glass

alcohaul...in' ***

That is all, carry on.
Great song, great album!
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A restaurant manager hires an efficiency analyst to come in to his restaurant for an annual evaluation of his establishment.

The first thing the analyst noticed was that each of the waiters/waitresses had a spoon in their front pocket. Curious, the analyst asked the manager "why do your employees all carry spoons in their pockets?"

The manager got a grin on his face and said "we find that the most commonly dropped utensil is a spoon, so if we have one on hand, we don't have to go back to the kitchen to get the customer a new spoon."

The analyst was clearly impressed by this innovative thinking, and gave the restaurant very high marks in the category.

The next thing the analyst noticed was a short string attached to the zipper of the men's pants. Again, he asked the manager why they had strings attached, to which the manager replied, "All employees must wash their hands after using the bathroom, but if we can eliminate direct contact with our hands, we don't need to wash hands, thus greatly decreasing restroom time."

Again, the analyst was impressed. But then a follow-up question dawned on him... "...then how do you get everything back in your pants after your are done?"

The manager said "Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I just use the spoon."

 
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