Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[MorningWood]

I wonder if Dolly World is as gay as the Dolly Parton themed dinner show that I saw in Florida.

Did your show have monkeys riding pigs and shit? I thought it was wonderful.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

ive got a friend that is a huge faith hill fan. she was going to be at the grand ole opry, so he talked me and another buddy into going to see her. she's hot, so WTH. we see the show, and leave and there is nothing to do, so we sneak in dollyworld. me and my buddy get in, but mr. faith hill gets busted. so, we turn around and leave.

so, i have spent about 10 seconds in dollyworld. good times.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

ive got a friend that is a huge faith hill fan. she was going to be at the grand ole opry, so he talked me and another buddy into going to see her. she's hot, so WTH. we see the show, and leave and there is nothing to do, so we sneak in dollyworld. me and my buddy get in, but mr. faith hill gets busted. so, we turn around and leave.
so, i have spent about 10 seconds in dollyworld. good times.

Likely all lies.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Likely all lies.

lies would have made an entirely more entertaining story.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

ok ok....whats the place in nashville then?

whosaywho was right, i did lie.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

guess it was opryland then.....LDO

i was high at the time anyway. forgive my memory.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

ok ok....whats the place in nashville then?
whosaywho was right, i did lie.

I knew it.

Have you spoken with Dave?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I knew it.
Have you spoken with Dave?

no, his wife wont let him talk on the phone. he needs to get her properly medicated.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

he's my step-dad. WSW and him both dated my mom, but dave never beat her, so she married him.

just talked to him....he's out.