Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/5112

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

So i ran out of gas yesterday with my car, i thought i could make it to the gas station but no i didn't and had to walk a 1/4 mile to the gas station in freezing wind and 5 degree weather then back to my car, my fingertips now have their feeling back, i guess i got em frost bit alil. but it was COLD yesterday!

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

So i ran out of gas yesterday with my car, i thought i could make it to the gas station but no i didn't and had to walk a 1/4 mile to the gas station in freezing wind and 5 degree weather then back to my car, my fingertips now have their feeling back, i guess i got em frost bit alil. but it was COLD yesterday!

Way2go

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

That is the 4th time my car has run out of gas when near a gas station since i've had it for almost 4 years.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

ever thought to look @ the gauge?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i did, it was E but i thought i could make it.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: How come black people and Mexicans don't have babies together?

A: They're afraid they'll be to lazy to steal.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I can't find any NBA games on cable right now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Michael/2460/Failure-is-not-an-option.html?login=no

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Fiesta Bowl is on.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

That is the 4th time my car has run out of gas when near a gas station since i've had it for almost 4 years.

I've never ran out of gas before, came really close once, but still....4 times? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

So I'm watching Home Improvement on Nick @ Nite.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Fiesta bowl bores me.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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