Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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I are the winzor.

 

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I sexually assaulted the senator's cattle.

 

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All of them.

 

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Sen. Percy Malone.

 

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His cattle will never be the same.

 

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They won't shit right for weeks.

 

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I am hung like godzilla.

 

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Or even mecha godzilla.

 

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Godzirrra godzirra!!!!!!!!

 

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That's what the asian girls yell whilst I buttsecks them.

 

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I'm getting t3h sleepy

Weak.

 

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but at least I'm not getting the HIV....

I've been meaning to tell you something.

 

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I got tested at the clinic.

 

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I have teh hiv postives.

 

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You need to get tested.