Da Cajun, his name Jean Paul, moved to Arkansas and bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100. Da farmer agreed to deliver da donkey da next day.
Da next day, dat farmer drove up and said, 'I'm sorry, but I have some bad news...the donkey died just last night.'
'Well, den, just give my money back yeah.'
'I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already.'
'OK, den. Just unload dat donkey.'
'What are you gonna do with him?'
'I'm going to raffle him off.'
'You can't raffle off a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!'
'Well dats where you wrong. You watch you learn how we Cajuns so smart!'
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
'I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made $998.'
'Didn't anyone complain?'
'Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'!