Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I used to get to pull out and go in her mouth. The new girl wouldn't hear of such.

Thats a deal breaker right there.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Friend B, who has experience with crazies, likes to cheat on women. I almost beat his *** because of it one time. I have no problems with guys having multiple fuck-buddies, or having *** with random women every night, but to lie about a relationship while trying to start another is the lowest of lows in my book. He's since gotten better about it.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Friend B, who has experience with crazies, likes to cheat on women. I almost beat his *** because of it one time. I have no problems with guys having multiple fuck-buddies, or having *** with random women every night, but to lie about a relationship while trying to start another is the lowest of lows in my book. He's since gotten better about it.

Meh. Before I got married I was a dog.

Yes and No. I am used to the "iffy" BJs. They are okay...the same level of enthusiasm isn't there. But other parts of our romantic relationship are much more enjoyable where I don't even think about the loss. Sometimes it is more fun when I get to focus on her.
She does do the BJ thing sometimes..but I find the spitting awkward which is why I don't really push for it like I did previously.

Does she at least let you stick it in the butt?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Have you told her that consumption will prevent breast cancer?

Great point.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

covert her to an ATM machine.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

covert her to an ATM machine.

4 da when.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Who the hell kisses afterwards? I just slap that *** and tell her to get off mah bed.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I think if I were more willing to kiss her afterwards, my results may be better. I am not wanting to chance it.

I love nothing more than kissing afterwards. Very intimate.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

If she doesn't feel comfortable doing it, it won't be any fun.

I can agree with this, but maintain my deal breaker stance //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif