Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

True. It could be a real shocker if discussed to early.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I just hope that you are not telling them "today, Spider Monkey (or whoever)" did this or that.

Haha, no...no. I suspect my main problem is that I have this complete lack of ability to joke around and think of witty things to say as I go about my daily life. It's not really that I'm scared to talk to chicks though.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You have to make a lot of mistakes to learn what is and is not funny.
If I can be funny with the ladies, so can you.

I just make sure to stay on topics I am not really interested in.

And bingo, that is my problem. I have a problem giving a shit about other people's problems. I've been practicing by talking to the annoying old women at work who do nothing but bitch for 8 hours while periodically stopping to help a poor, unsuspecting customer.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

Women generally don't enjoy my humor.

Who cares, they're women. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/chicken.gif.218ea7401db50d5e31a7e0b37e05e21e.gif

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Any of you fools going to buy an ipod or camera?

mom got me a camera for christmas

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

$30 shipped for the camera?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Game is not necessary. If I can get laid, anyone can get laid.
Rythmn while getting laid is a whole nother story

thats funny. im with you flip thogh, we'll get through this.

I was thinking $50

shipped? what is it again something 1000.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/112607/media.php?media=whateva.wmv

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

The horse begged for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW.

He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Return the favor and get her one.

already did.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Nah, picked up some Chick-Fil-A on my way back. About to hit up the gym.

werd

Get a Wii?


With that sort of logic, I should be on the list too.

no sh1t

actually let me pick it up.. wifey works there.. free sammiches make me allowed in teh crunk?

yeah I guess we can allow that but I'd better see some sammiches or //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif

Get her an ipod then.

like your ipod //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=273819