Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I cannot understand women. I'm sure you guys have never heard this before.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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POCKLOCADUCKA!

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

I cannot understand women. I'm sure you guys have never heard this before.

It seems the more dick they get the stupider they become.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I cannot understand women. I'm sure you guys have never heard this before.

I don't know why anyone would try. All you really need to know is enough to trick them into sleeping with you.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I don't know why anyone would try. All you really need to know is enough to trick them into sleeping with you.

Is that what you did?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

POCKLOCADUCKA!

I am with you now.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

It seems the more dick they get the stupider they become.

Well it has nothing to do with dick. Tell me where I went wrong here.

Woman: Someone tried to break into my house

Me: Are the Lions tickets all right?

Woman: you stupid ******* **** **** **** *hang up*

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[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Is that what you did?

yes, but then I ended up getting married because I was too lazy to argue about it.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I don't know why anyone would try. All you really need to know is enough to trick them into sleeping with you.

Trust me, I don't want to sleep with a relative. I just don't understand the thought process, but maybe I'm to blame here.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Well it has nothing to do with dick. Tell me where I went wrong here.
Woman: Someone tried to break into my house

Me: Are the Lions tickets all right?

Woman: you stupid ******* **** **** **** *hang up*

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

yes, but then I ended up getting married because I was too lazy to argue about it.

Actually that just means you were just tired & lazy to cook dinner, wash dishes, and do the laundry.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3508744

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

found it Corey.

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from Cellular
"when you gonna get out of that beauty parlor and get into a real business?"

"it's a day spa you fuck

wat

Yeah, but the better trick is keep them sleeping with only you.

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Im deciding if I should let a girl come over tonight. I need to pack and have to move my stuff tomorrow so I can clean tomorrow and sunday and i will be distracted. I dont want her to help either. Even though she said she would if I let her stay. Dilemna.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I think I should refocus myself on tickets of various athletic events rather than meaningful relationships

That's what I did. Works out well.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

I think I should refocus myself on tickets of various athletic events rather than meaningful relationships

good idea, does your gf still eat chocolate from time to time?