Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I still want some grits, eggs, and bacon...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I still want some grits, eggs, and bacon...

Me too, and when I get home im gonna make a 4 egg omlette, with ham cheese and onions. I dont have any bacon or grits though.

When I was in FL this weekend though, I had my favorite omlette from Skyway jacks. A seafood omlette topped with hollandaise sauce with a side of grits and has browns, and an order of their french toast. MMMM MMM Bitch

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I had venison hot dogs for breakfast.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

What kind of contract?

Will tell you after this weekend. DOnt wanna jynx it.

But Im waiting on one big thing and two smaller things.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Penus and balls?

pretty much

http://www.motortrendautoshows.com/tampa/

wish I could go. If only it was last weekend.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I should just pm a noob who just joined welcoming him to the site, and Rick Roll him.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

wasn't you going to PM all the newbs at one point to do something else? back in the day?

I sent this pm to the noobs:

The clitoris is a complex structure that includes the external and internal components. Visible to the eye is the clitoral hood (prepuce), which in full or part covers the head (clitoral glans), shaft and inner lips (labia minora). Inside the body are the legs or clitoral crura, urethral sponge, clitoral bulb (previously referred to as vestibule bulb) and corpora, perineal sponge, a network of nerves and blood vessels, suspensory ligaments, muscles and pelvic diaphragm. The clitoris extends from the front commissure where the edges of the outer lips (labia majora) meet at the base of the pubic mound to the fourchette. In humans, the clitoral shaft then extends several centimeters upwards and to the back, before splitting into the two legs, and shaped like an inverted "V", these crura extend around and to the interior of the outer labia.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I have seen many a ******, but I am too ignorant to understand.
I need to get megan to put a diagram with those little pins around hers so I can understand.

Apparently you slap the clit with your tongue. I believe this is what they call a form of foreplay. It gets the opening good and moist to insert your pecker. I hear you are suppose to "tease" the clit as well.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Going to MECA WF in 2 weekends.
I will have attended all the WF, but have no system.

ha!

I should just pm a noob who just joined welcoming him to the site, and Rick Roll him.

do et

I have seen many a ******, but I am too ignorant to understand.
I need to get megan to put a diagram with those little pins around hers so I can understand.

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pervert.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

im going to get 2 12" subs for lunch.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I guess its better to be lucky than good.
If she doesn't know the difference...has a good time, then all would be good.

Tell her you would enjoy to watch her **********, and then observe where she touches herself. Tape it and study it if you have to. Then you'll know what spots to hit.