Req just called me... turns out he IS coming back through Ohio, but my house is way too far away, and i work tonight, and he works tomorrow, else I would have invited him over.
He got lost in Canada, because there were no signs, and then he got lost in the city that he picked up the parts because it was "Hicksville" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif and every restaurant he went to sucked. Leaving the town he just got on the nearest freeway and ended up heading toward Toledo, and that's where he is now.
He's gonna write a really long post when he gets back of Why Not To Drive Through Canada //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
and i told him about your signature, Ndercover!