A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying, 'All of you sons of *****es who want
off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you
sons of *****es who are getting on, get your ***** on the train...cause
we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her
son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice
language.' Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say... 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and
hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon.' She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.' As the mother began
to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pissed off about
the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen!