Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

i drank a whole fifth of tequilla yesterday.
and now my penis hurts.

That is NOT what the empty bottle is for //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

That is NOT what the empty bottle is for //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

it certainly didnt tell me no...

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

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[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

it certainly didnt tell me no...

I'll have to lobby the alchohol manufacturers to include a new warning label, then, I suppose.

*sigh*

My work is never done...

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

"Warning: Do NOT try to stick you fingers, toes, or OTHER apendages into the bottle as they may become stuck."

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

mm chow sounds good.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

nom nom nom

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

"Warning: Do NOT try to stick you fingers, toes, or OTHER apendages into the bottle as they may become stuck."

"WARNING: This container is intended for the storage and/or pouring of its original contents ONLY. Any attempt to introduce foreign objects OF ANY KIND back into the bottle can result in serious injury or death."

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

im somewhat offended...

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

my penis is not foreign...

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

It's tatally forign, admit it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

my penis is not foreign...

If the tequila was a product of Mexico (as most is) and YOU are not a Mexican (which I do not believe that you are) then as far as the bottle is concerned your penis is foreign. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

is jose made in mexican?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Whew.

nG

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

All "Tequila" is pretty much made in the same place...

Otherwise it is called Agave Blue, or Agave Liquor, or Agave Beer.

So yes it is made in Mexico...