Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

They have "God insurance" now?

It's an extra rider in your policy that eliminates the company's ability to decline a claim due to "Acts of God"

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

zomg Beat!!!!!!!!!!1 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

I drank way to much last night

i quit

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Poor Mike1 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Don I'm calling you tomorrow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I drank way to much last night
i quit

thats what everyone says.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

Im calling Don also

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

thats what everyone says.

im for serious face

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

How is Coast Guard stuff?

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

How is Coast Guard stuff?

not bad, im just waiting for my school to start so I can learn my job and then go out and do it.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Poor Mike1 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
Don I'm calling you tomorrow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Why call him tomorrow when obviously you already know the man's name is Don?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Tomorrow has a nice ring to it.... der!

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

But what if he prefers to only be called for dinner?

There are apparently things you simply haven't considered here...

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i drank a whole fifth of tequilla yesterday.

and now my penis hurts.

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

"For Dinner" is a terrible name! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/nono.gif.eca61d170185779e0921b0faa9704973.gif