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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, I was still in school.

I'm in steel. Inside sales to be exact. Pl8er was half right when he said I would be in sales. Though, I'm getting promoted to some sort of analytical process improvements thing. Sound like a lot of paper work ********, but it comes with an office.

And thanks mate. I'm adulting, but by no means an adult.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Yeah, I was still in school.
I'm in steel. Inside sales to be exact. Pl8er was half right when he said I would be in sales. Though, I'm getting promoted to some sort of analytical process improvements thing. Sound like a lot of paper work ********, but it comes with an office.

And thanks mate. I'm adulting, but by no means an adult.

you dont usually realize you're an adult until out of the blue one day you take a look at your life and you are like crap, when did this happen lol.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Oh God, that's my fear.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Pl8er is still in that industry too but just put an offer in on a house and is moving to AZ. Almost everyone is married now except Jameseypoo and UCP but they are in the relationships that will probably turn into marriage.
You still rockin that cue ball haircut?

How many of the guys are dads now?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Still bald, but I'm fat again. FeelsBadMan.

I finished college, but I just couldn't quit the pizza and beer.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

How many of the guys are dads now?

No kids here. The wife and I don't want them either. Seriously considering vasectomy.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

No kids here. The wife and I don't want them either. Seriously considering vasectomy.

Had it done a few yrs back myself.

That's what I did so she could get off the fucked up birth control meds. That **** is poison.
I'm having way too much fun to quit life for 20 years to raise something else.

I get it. Me personally, My kids are my world.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I'm having way too much fun to quit life for 20 years to raise something else.

For real. No desire to be a real adult.

I will want to travel, spend time with friends, play video games, have hobbies, etc.

I have friends with kids. They say "it's the most wonderful feeling in the world" with a dead look in their eyes.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Not to mention all those times my dad said to never have kids.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

to each their own.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Someone has to do it I suppose...

Otherwise, how will we fulfill the great prophecy foretold in 'Idiocracy'. Granted, it feels like we are almost there.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I can say it has been horribly quiet and non chaotic in the house with the wife and kids being gone.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I am my world. I never developed that void.

I'm stealing this.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

If you truly do not want kids, vasectomy is the way to go. Short recovery time, relatively painless, not a very invasive surgery, far less risk than for her to get the equivalent surgery and reversible if you ever choose to go that route.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

All risks considered, it's definitely the smartest choice. And it's cheaper than a year's worth of condoms.