Crunk Flammable Jello Times

ran over a tractor trailer tire on I85 last night //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
fubared my front end. i want to get that all straightened out before i install anything else. i might still run my wires and do some fabricating, but nothing is going to go into the car until i get that taken care of.

and i am going to try to find a way to use the insurance claim to get a different bumper put on, dont know if ill be able to though.
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A little little boy was playing doctor with his neighbor girl and was about to stick his finger in he privates when his mother caught them.

So she takes him and paddles his *** and tells him do you ever stick your finger up there. You'll get your finger bit off girl have teeth in their privates.

So 20 years pass and he gets a girlfriend and they date for 6 months or so and he never tries to have *** with her.

So one night they are out and she asks him is there something wrong with me? He says no. Why do you ask?

She says well we've been going out for along time and you've never tried getting in my pants.

He says well you've got teeth in your pussy all girl do.

My mom told me so and she never lied to me about anything. She says no here I'll show you, so she pulls down her panties and spreads her pussy open and says see no teeth in there.

And he says well with bad breath and rotten gums like that no wonder you ain't got no teeth.

 
A little little boy was playing doctor with his neighbor girl and was about to stick his finger in he privates when his mother caught them.
So she takes him and paddles his *** and tells him do you ever stick your finger up there. You'll get your finger bit off girl have teeth in their privates.

So 20 years pass and he gets a girlfriend and they date for 6 months or so and he never tries to have *** with her.

So one night they are out and she asks him is there something wrong with me? He says no. Why do you ask?

She says well we've been going out for along time and you've never tried getting in my pants.

He says well you've got teeth in your pussy all girl do.

My mom told me so and she never lied to me about anything. She says no here I'll show you, so she pulls down her panties and spreads her pussy open and says see no teeth in there.

And he says well with bad breath and rotten gums like that no wonder you ain't got no teeth.
I lol'd //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

 
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