Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time

It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time

It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time

I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cause I make up a rhyme

I'm not braggin', people naggin' cause they think I'm a star

Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play

Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay

I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cause I'm on TV

They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time

It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time

It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

We are not thugs we don't use drugs but you assume on your own

They offer coke and lots of dope but we just leave it alone

It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit

You keep on (rock!) shock! Cause this is it...

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

 

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat

and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello

to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow

but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie

say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie

let's rock, you dont stop

rock the riddle that will make your body rock

well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along

and next on the mike is my man hank

come on, hank, sing that song

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a

and the rest is f-l-y

ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix

and these reasons i'll tell ya why

ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun

and i dress to a t

ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously

i got bodyguards, i got two big cars

that definitely aint the wack

i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac

so after school, i take a dip in the pool

which really is on the wall

i got a color tv so i can see

the knicks play basketball

hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards

more money than a sucker could ever spend

but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker

not a dime til i made it again

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

drive off in a def oj

everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn

say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend

master gee, am I mellow

its on you so what you gonna do

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

well it's on n on n on on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e

i said i go by the unforgettable name

of the man they call the master gee

well, my name is known all over the world

by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls

i'm goin down in history

as the baddest rapper there could ever be

now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows

the beat starts gettin into your toes

ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet

and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat

and the **** ya start doin the freak

i said ****, right outta your seat

then ya throw your hands high in the air

ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere

ya rockin to the beat without a care

with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair

now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang

but i rap to the beat just the same

i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes

all im here to do ladies is hypnotize

singin on n n on n on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

singin on n n on n on on n on

like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie

pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop

come alive yall gimme what ya got

i guess by now you can take a hunch

and find that i am the baby of the bunch

'but that's okay i still keep in stride

cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind

singin on n n on n on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

singin on n n on n on on n on

rock rock yall throw it on the floor

im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there

im gonna move you outta this atmosphere

cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind

ill put t-t-tickets in your behind

i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor

a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got

cause im guaranteed to make you rock

i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo

and guess what america we love you

cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul

you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old

i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast

but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast

rock it up baby bubbah

baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie

to the beat beat, its so unique

come on everybody and dance to the beat

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey

like a millionaire that has no money

like a rainy day that is not wet

like a gamblin fiend that does not bet

like dracula with out his fangs

like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang

like collard greens that dont taste good

like a tree that's not made out of wood

like goin up and not comin down

is just like the beat without the sound no sound

to the beat beat, ya do the freak

everybody just rock and dance to the beat

have you ever went over a friends house to eat

and the food just aint no good

i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

and the chicken tastes like wood

so you try to play it off like you think you can

by sayin that youre full

and then your friend says momma he's just being polite

he aint finished uh uh that's bull

so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie

and you say that you already ate

and your friend says man there's plenty of food

so you pile some more on your plate

while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin

of the moment that it's time to leave

and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin

into something that looks like cheese

oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place

i dont care what these people think

im just sittin here makin myself nauseous

with this ugly food that stinks

so you bust out the door while its still closed

still sick from the food you ate

and then you run to the store for quick relief

from a bottle of kaopectate

and then you call your friend two weeks later

to see how he has been

and he says i understand about the food

baby bubbah but we're still friends

with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin

to the bang bang boogie

say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat

i say hank can ya rock

can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop

can ya hip me to the shoobie doo

i said come on

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Why jew guys be squattin in my threadz dizzawg?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Aye..aye..aye..aye..aye..

What you know about that?

What you know about that?

What you know about that?

Aye...

don't you know I got

key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back

Louis nap sack

where I hold'n all tha work at

 

What you know about that?

What you know about that?

I know all about that

 

Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at

Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at

 

What you know about that?

What you know about that?

Hey what you know about that?

Hey I know all about that

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

See me in ya city sittin pretty kno I'm shining dawg

Ridin wid a couple latin brawds and a china doll

And you kno how we ball

Aye..

Ridin in shiny cars

Aye..

Walk in designer malls

Aye..

Buy everything we saw

You know about me dogg

Don't talk about me dogg

And if you doubt me dogg

You better out me dogg

I'm throwed off slightly bro

Don't wanna fight me bro

I'm fast as lightning bro ya better use ya Nike's bro

Know you don't like me cause

Yo ***** most likely does

She see me on them dubs

In front of every club

I be on dro I'm buzzed

Give every ho a hug

*****z don't show me mugs

Cause you don't know me cuz

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Aye...

don't you know I got

key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back

Louis nap sack

where I hold'n all tha work at

 

What you know about that?

What you know about that?

I know all about that

 

Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at

Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at

 

What you know about that?

What you know about that?

Hey what you know about that?

Hey I know all about that

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Candy on the '64

Leather guts and fish bowl

50 on the pinky ring just to make my fist glow

Ya *****es get low

Because I get dough

So what? I'm rich ho

I still pull a-kick-do' (kick ya door down)

What you talking shit fo'?

gotta run and hit fo'?

Got you a yellin and I thought you put out a gun hit fo

But you's a scary dude

Believed by very few

Just keep it very cool

Or we will bury you

See all that attitude's, unneccesary dude

Cause you never Carry Tools not even sweary qs

You got these people fooled, who see me on the tube

Whatever try the crew, they'll see you on the news

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Aye...

don't you know I got

key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back

Louis nap sack

where I hold'n all tha work at

 

What you know about that?

What you know about that?

I know all about that

 

Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at

Fresh off the jet to the jects where the G's at

 

What you know about that?

What you know about that?

Hey what you know about that?

Hey I know all about that