Cruisin Tonite Lol....

HEY i was cruisin tonite around town in my truck with my homie and i went drivin speedin donuts all teh shit you do when your bored so then i went to my girls house for 5 minutes and after i left tehre there was a neighborhoood across the street and some guy just pulled in there so we decided to mess with him and heres what happend. well i was on his *** the whole time in the neighborhood, and this was a big neighborhood i have never been in before. we were really deep back there and he would go down one street and turn left right and i foloowed him pulled up along side him etc. then he pulls in his or someone elses driveway so i turn down a court and do a couple donuts adn i start to find my way out. but this guy starts following me around his neighborhood. i have no idea where to go so im just goin down random streets and i have an idea. so i go into a court and go around the court about 3 times and he follows me around it lol. i thought this was hilarious. he was on his cell phone so i hope he didnt call in my plate or anyhting but heres the rest of the story. i finally find my way out of his neighborhood. then i punch it and try to loose him i get up to the stoplight and it turns red so im like shit. then right before i was about to pull over and say what the problom is he turns around and goes home. so i was like shit. but i just thought it was kinda funny. does anyone else have any funny stories or times you were cruisin around messin with people in yer car?


You know, you do something like that in my neck of the woods. Killing yourself, or catching a beat down would be the least of your worries. There are some rather "rustic " ( for lack of a better term ) fellows in hillbillyville. You ever seen Deliverance. "sure do got a purty mouth pa....... " After jethro and bubba got done taking turns butt raping you, they would probably drag your ***** ass to the pagan rally. Where they would cermoniously burn you explorer to the ground while raping you and your boy some more. Then the fun would really begin..............................//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
You know, you do something like that in my neck of the woods. Killing yourself, or catching a beat down would be the least of your worries. There are some rather "rustic " ( for lack of a better term ) fellows in hillbillyville. You ever seen Deliverance. "sure do got a purty mouth pa....... " After jethro and bubba got done taking turns butt raping you, they would probably drag your ***** ass to the pagan rally. Where they would cermoniously burn you explorer to the ground while raping you and your boy some more. Then the fun would really begin..............................//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Personal experience talking //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

"Can't wait to catch me some city folk..... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif "

 
Squeal like a pig boy.............//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Easy now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif Nah, we just have some of the strangest folks in the world here. And allot of backwoods folks as well, who live in remote neighborhoods. There is a pagan camp ( I don't know exactly what you would call it ) about 10 miles from where I live. never been to it, just by it. Some pretty freaky sounds coming from that place //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
i was high on nyquil teh whole time my bad peeps and i was lookin at christmas lights not folowin someone it was my uncle anyways
And you think that's helping your cause here? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 
i was high on nyquil teh whole time my bad peeps and i was lookin at christmas lights not folowin someone it was my uncle anyways
Please tell me you're joking. Atleast stick to the original story... I don't even know what to say. You're REALLY a moron.

 
so what your saying is your even more moronic than your originally appeared to be by making up the whole story while supposedly high off of nyquil.....well at least you dont have many brain cells left to kill

 
I would ask you to pull your head out of your ***, but I am quite certain the suction would kill you. You truly are a waste of life.Were you born an idiotic, ***** fuckup or did you have to work at it? How retarded must you be to come up with "I was hopped up on the NyQuils shizzle....!" and actually believe we would feel one iota different about what a goddam cornholer you are?

Seriously, isn't there a gun in a closet somewhere in your house you should be finding and accidently killing yourself with??
This is the soundest advise you could recieve from anyone, now stop wasting oxygen people of value could be breathing!

 
I would ask you to pull your head out of your ***, but I am quite certain the suction would kill you. You truly are a waste of life.Were you born an idiotic, ***** fuckup or did you have to work at it? How retarded must you be to come up with "I was hopped up on the NyQuils shizzle....!" and actually believe we would feel one iota different about what a goddam cornholer you are?
This is the soundest advise you could recieve from anyone, now stop wasting oxygen people of value could be breathing!
suction would kill him?

 
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