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[lvjeffro 10+ year member]

this **** nut is a joke...He found out all he had in his wallet was food stamps from his grandmas trailer and knew he had to trade those in for some meth...So he bolted to get his dime sack of meth and beat off all night...Yeah its cool to have a hot latina bich with you, but if you are not PIITB then you are just a *** with a self polished tool...Yeah thats baller status...Your definition of baller status is far different from mine...

You are a ****ing loser man, if you are really ballin,then you flip the script on her and tell her she is takin YOU out for dinner tonight, not leave some bich stranded holding the check, that ***** *** *** shit right there baller...LOL...ROTFLMGDMFAO...you ain't a ****in baller you the ****in bat boy...

And to all you wannabe ballers, if you ask the bich out for dinner, you pay... but any true baller never asks out a bich, he gets asked out...****ing amatuers...

 

[lvjeffro 10+ year member]

dPFTL

 

[garrettpf 10+ year member]

this is obviously a fake. I mean look at the Vanilla Ice 80's lookin wanna be dum@ss white boy in his avatar. If that white moron in the avatar ever actually saw a gangsta he would probably shyte himself LMFAO Yes I am white and have friends from the South side of Chicago. They would eat that guy and piss him out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif and I would never pretend to be a gangsta. It just kills me when white people think they could even come close to bein' a whigger lol

good one, you had me goin' at first though.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

So I was out with this hot latino ho having dinner last night. We had a pimp dinner and all, and an expensive one at that, and the time came to pay. The waiter got the bill, and she made no movement, which told me that she had no intention of chippin in. WTF? i aint her sugardaddy! this ho aint even gave me tha goods yet. I got pissed, and pretended to go and pay for the bill. As soon as I was out of sight, I bolted outside, drove home. i was full and needed to lay down. i was tired of mamacita anyway. yup, thats how i roll.
So today she calls me up all pissed off sayin that she had no way of getting back home, and askin how I can leave a girl alone at some place and expect her to get home alone at 1 am, and how she had to pay for the bill and all that bullshit. I told her that I had to go home cause the car was out of gas, and I had to go fill it up before the gas prices went back up again, and by the time I filled it up, I forgot all about her, and just went home straight. But that stupid paranoid bitch thinks that I left her there on purpose just ‘cause I didn’t wanna pay for the bill. So in other words... She thinks I'm lying! Pfft! freakin girls these days man…Always wanna make guys look bad.

She still wants to hook up again tho. so its all good. next time she will no not to short-arm me on tha bill yo. go ahead and bring your purse wit ya. this aint tha soup kitchen.

what it do?!?

ran out of food stamps again?

your a schmuck..........

the bottom line is you ran home and didnt get any poontang

because you are a moron

 

[MurderedOut 10+ year member]

Why so serious, what a bunch of n00bs in this thread.

 

[Pioneer~Saturn 5,000+ posts]

Why so serious, what a bunch of n00bs in this thread.

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[Infraja 10+ year member]

FUBU? Ahha I haven't seen that since the 90s holy crap.

True he did miss out on female company that night sad in return for what having to pay for Perkins? I think the Perkins bill would have been worth it.

 

[icandoit42069]

bump

 

[icandoit42069]

ttt

 

[lostdaytomorrow 10+ year member]

Fail troll is fail

 

[icandoit42069]

ttt

 

[themajestic1]

oops