Country Cops FTW!

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

Last night was a very thirsty thursday. There was a group of us partying at my buddy Dick's house. All of us are legal so no worries.

Anyways, a cop shows up with a complaint about loud music. We were jammin' to some bad *** old country. But that is besides the point. The cop walks up and we ask him why he showed up. He says "I'm here for beer!" Of course we're all drunk and start cracking up. Half of my friends there are volunteer fire fighters in town and know the guy.

Cops around here are the shit if you're not under age. I just thought I'd share with the rest of you that seem to hate the po-po. Be easy.

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[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Being redneck must be cool.

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

Being redneck must be cool.

seriously

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

That's a pretty gangsta story

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

So you were hangin around a dick...

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[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

then u all circle jerkt

 

[grassroots 10+ year member]

i agree with your signature... but i call bs... no such thing as "bad *** old country music"...

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

there is a difference between being a hick and being a country boy. I don't walk around wearing shit kickers, and a shit kicker hat. Although many of my friends do.

Being country is the new gangsta. Get used to it.

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

i agree with your signature... but i call bs... no such thing as "bad *** old country music"...

willy nelson and johnny cash nothing more needs to be said

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

And for all of you who don't believe, come on down to big rock this weekend. The plowing match is going on. It's a contest to see who can plow the straightest row with antique tractors and single row plows. Old school. 1932 John Deere's is how we roll. Yellow 48 inchers FTW.

 

[Cameron_B 10+ year member]

Sounds intense.

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

It is. If you've drank enough.

 

[pioneerpimp 5,000+ posts]

ok im about 20 minutes from sugar grove in IL, and you guys are not country boys sugar grove is not country and IL is definitely...not.....country

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

there is a difference between being a hick and being a country boy. I don't walk around wearing shit kickers, and a shit kicker hat. Although many of my friends do.
Being country is the new gangsta. Get used to it.

A shit kicker hat? How does that work?

Do you stand on your head and shovel it with your mouth?

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

And for all of you who don't believe, come on down to big rock this weekend. The plowing match is going on. It's a contest to see who can plow the straightest row with antique tractors and single row plows. Old school. 1932 John Deere's is how we roll. Yellow 48 inchers FTW.

Yeah, you're not a hick at all

There is NO difference between country and hick. I know, I live in Northern Wisconsin. 90% of people I know live on or grew up on farms and walk around in camo half the year. It's not exactly a rare occasion to see a coon-box strapped into a truck either.