cops were ****in' with me

[AVSTANG02]

I guess the O.P can proudly say he was Ridin' Dirty

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

funny story...

so a few weeks ago im at a friends place eating brownies and had smoke a consideral amount of pot over the past 5 hours along with the brownies. im quite so more stoned than ihave been in years since i dont often dine on special brownies. Special brownies FTW.

wellllll to make a logn story short it was time to go home. i can still high can piolet my car, and to this date have not ever been pulled over high due to wreckless drving. been tailed plenty, but knock on wood i have yet pulled over from that while high. and i dont drink and drive. There was a cop driving around in the complex and as fate and bad timeing would have it, he happened to be right behind us within 10 seconds of pulling out of the parkign spot and i forget to turn my lights on (possibly in fear? i dunno, way too high). both my friend and i were carrying and so, so very stoned. lights go on after another 10 seconds, cop comes up. Cop ends up not useing his flashlight to the eyes like most OPD cops do, asks us a few questions, tell me my lights are off, i turn them on, he checkm y id for warrants, doesnt even bother with the insurance and registration, tells me to have a good night.

had he used his flashlight and checked my red eyes, my friend and i's *** would have probly spent the night in jail. Luck at it's finest //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

lessons learned:

-turn lights on

-always be nice and friendly to cops

-eat the weed if it smells like doja in the car

-Special brownies FTMFW

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

there is about 3 threads going around, including this one, that just **** ***....literally their lips are around an *** hole

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

funny story...
so a few weeks ago im at a friends place eating brownies and had smoke a consideral amount of pot over the past 5 hours along with the brownies. im quite so more stoned than ihave been in years since i dont often dine on special brownies. Special brownies FTW.

wellllll to make a logn story short it was time to go home. i can still high can piolet my car, and to this date have not ever been pulled over high due to wreckless drving. been tailed plenty, but knock on wood i have yet pulled over from that while high. and i dont drink and drive. There was a cop driving around in the complex and as fate and bad timeing would have it, he happened to be right behind us within 10 seconds of pulling out of the parkign spot and i forget to turn my lights on (possibly in fear? i dunno, way too high). both my friend and i were carrying and so, so very stoned. lights go on after another 10 seconds, cop comes up. Cop ends up not useing his flashlight to the eyes like most OPD cops do, asks us a few questions, tell me my lights are off, i turn them on, he checkm y id for warrants, doesnt even bother with the insurance and registration, tells me to have a good night.

had he used his flashlight and checked my red eyes, my friend and i's *** would have probly spent the night in jail. Luck at it's finest //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

lessons learned:

-turn lights on

-always be nice and friendly to cops

-eat the weed if it smells like doja in the car

-Special brownies FTMFW

next time don't tell stories while you are high //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I guess the O.P can proudly say he was Ridin' Dirty

yea he prolly shit his pants when he got pulled over

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

wellllll to make a logn story short it was time to go home. i can still high can piolet my car,

he happened to be right behind us within 10 seconds of pulling out of the parkign spot and i forget to turn my lights on (possibly in fear? i dunno, way too high).

Your an idiot, end of story

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

yah smokign and driving isnt the BEST idea, but sometimes the occassion is right and to go and burn one and take a small trip with a buddy isnt that unethical and crazy as getting falling over wasted at a bar and speeding home. OR even worse, some douche bag i know "claimed" to hae gotten in his camaro and try racing people down the streets while he was slightly hallucinating off a dose of mushrooms. now i also liek mushroom, but hats just ****ing RETARDED. i mean for gods sake man thats the worst idea i have EVER heard. Yet certain people like ice probly are better off not smoking cause i bet you're probly an annoying ******* when your were stoned, dont be hate on smokers, it's not nice.

and on the other hand, talon...you did Fup by *****ing about look suspicious and getting pulled over, and you're lucky as shit for not haveing anythign on you. Cops were probly worried more about finding stolen property or hookers in your car then a bag of gonja...

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

and to this date have not ever been pulled over high due to wreckless drving. been tailed plenty, but knock on wood i have yet pulled over from that while high. and i dont drink and drive.

there's a differance between wreckless driving and forgetting to turn my lights on within the first 20 seconds. my head lights illuminate when the parkign break is down but my tail lights dont until i turn them on. didnt notice it at first, but would have probly caught on once i saw my dash wasnt illuminated. if you would call that wreckless then you need to were less tight underwear

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

yah smokign and driving isnt the BEST idea, but sometimes the occassion is right and to go and burn one and take a small trip with a buddy isnt that unethical and crazy as getting falling over wasted at a bar and speeding home. OR even worse, some douche bag i know "claimed" to hae gotten in his camaro and try racing people down the streets while he was slightly hallucinating off a dose of mushrooms. now i also liek mushroom, but hats just ****ing RETARDED. i mean for gods sake man thats the worst idea i have EVER heard. Yet certain people like ice probly are better off not smoking cause i bet you're probly an annoying ******* when your were stoned, dont be hate on smokers, it's not nice.
and on the other hand, talon...you did Fup by *****ing about look suspicious and getting pulled over, and you're lucky as shit for not haveing anythign on you. Cops were probly worried more about finding stolen property or hookers in your car then a bag of gonja...

next time don't tell stories while you are high //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

quite the contrary. people liked me when i was high but when i decided to grow up and stop smoking they didn't anymore.

please follow this advice as well

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

there's a differance between wreckless driving and forgetting to turn my lights on within the first 20 seconds. my head lights illuminate when the parkign break is down but my tail lights dont until i turn them on. didnt notice it at first, but would have probly caught on once i saw my dash wasnt illuminated. if you would call that wreckless then you need to were less tight underwear

You are just digging yourself deeper:crap:

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

there's a differance between wreckless driving and forgetting to turn my lights on within the first 20 seconds. my head lights illuminate when the parkign break is down but my tail lights dont until i turn them on. didnt notice it at first, but would have probly caught on once i saw my dash wasnt illuminated. if you would call that wreckless then you need to were less tight underwear

lmfao you quoted yourself and are arguing with yourself! you are high //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif this is too funny //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[davesexplorer 10+ year member]

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[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

i got pulled over about 3hours ago while i was with 2 friends. cop said we were circling the block, which we were, but i live around the blocks we were circling. ***** pulls me over and comes up to car and does their usual bullshit. then says that the car smells like buddah which it did cause we had just got done burnin' one. than another squad car pulls up and they tell us to get out of the car and they search my whole car but dont find shi+. they put us in their cars while they search my car and then just lett us go when they didn't find anything.







stupid *** pigs didn't find the kilo that i had strapped to my gas tank under the car. Hoes.

So let me get this straight, you drive around smoking with a kilo strapped to your gas tank? Why the fuck dont you just leave it at your house dumbass, I hope you get thrown away for a loonng time.

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

next time don't tell stories while you are high //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i am high, but that story didnt **** THAT bad. and to call me an idiot for not turning my light on right away? to hell with you guys and your lack of sympathy for stoners. this kind of reminds me of a few weeks ago when a friend of a nieghbor i met at ends up smoking with my friends and i after we offer. kid claims he hasnt smoked in a long time. ends up being the most irrational, annoying, over dramatic, focktard ive seen in a while. certain people are better with smokign pot than other.. and talon you **** too for makeing us look bad too

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

lmao he told himself to "wear less tight underwear" omg you crack me up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif