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[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

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the part that really confused me is

[_] take me home for the night? hmmm maybe

[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? hmmm maybe

[_] fvck me? dont think so

[_] want to *Do* me? dont think so

also, now that i think about it, this shit is REALLY redundant lol

this shit isnt really redundant its really retarded

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

im surprised no one has asked for pics //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

im surprised no one has asked for pics //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

then POST UP!

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Now that I've read that I'm very glad I am not in Jr High anymore.
That reminded me so badly of those grade-school notes people used to pass back and forth along the lines of "Do You Like Me? Check Yes or No"

x2.

nG

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

pics //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

very nice, i would take advantage of her in a second.

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

unless she thinks you're one of those stalker guys and she thinks you're a psycho.

Did you read the survey? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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very nice, i would take advantage of her in a second.

no luck w/o the roofies, ay? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Gl man, get her # //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif.

And delete that survey and never mention it again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif wtf lol

 

[wesl56 10+ year member]

dude i think we srsly need a "love advice" section here on the forums //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[lastcall 10+ year member]

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[Rodeo91 10+ year member]

dude i think we srsly need a "love advice" section here on the forums //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

x2 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Do you like me check yes or no.

"Pass this to _______"

............................................................

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I got a love advice question. I just ****ed this chick tonight. I used a condom. Next time I **** her should I use a condom or no?

wtf guys, got dam, get some **** or not, stop asking questions.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

That myspace peice of crap is pissing me off... THE BULLETINS, thats it. I hate them. I like it tho how U can keep in touch with ur High School friends and not have to wory about them channging email adrresses. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif AS to ur question... be a man with some balls ina sack and ask her out.... Geeez. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I talked to that same crazy bish myself. I strangely am more honest in my answers though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Would/will you?

[_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill? Fawk no, I am gonn bang you like a monkey bangs a bannana!

[_] fight me? Get out of hand and I will give you some west Virgina teeth.

[_] **** me? You have a p-ussy correct?

[_] **** me? Oh fawk, please tell me your not a chick with a dick!

[_] kiss me? **** me?

[_] lick me? My tounge does need some exercise.

[_] let me kiss you? As long as you dont have dragon breath.

[_] watch a movie with me? ****?

[_] go out to dinner with me? You paying?

[_] let me drive you somewhere? Shit bish, I gotz me 2 sweet cars, but ok.

[_] take a shower with me? I am a wilderbeast, so lets head to the lake.

[_] drink with me? As long as I can piss in a cup and watch you drink it.

[_] take me home for the night? Already have critters in my bed.

[_] let me sleep in your bed? Yeah sure, if you dont mind the *** stains from the previous night and previous girl.

[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? Hellz no baby, I got uber DBs to drown you out.

[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? What the hell?

[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? Sure, but I am not letting you back out. Get to know sally my blow up doll.

[_] let me make you breakfast? Sure, can I get a yeast infection with that.

[_] help me with homework? Fawk no are you retarded or something?

[_] tickle me? I still have my elmo doll for that, thanks.

[_] let me tickle you? My elmo doll does it for me.

[_] stick up for me if i was being put down? I probably join in on the fun being talked about you.

[_] instant message me? Duh!

[_] greet me in public? Under the big top?

[_] hang out with me? as long as you can hang with 1hunglow!

[_] bring me around your friends? Shit only if we can make fun of you.

[_] be down with me no matter what? I am down with the OPP!

[_] go to prom with me? hOLY SHIT I am too old for that!

D0 Y0U...

[_] think im cute? Yeah, but remind me of Rosie O'Donnell.

[_] think im serious? I know I am.

[_] think im a good person? Sure, still talking to me.

[_] think im conceided? All women are.

[_] want to kiss me? I kiss only ****!

[_] want to cuddle with me? Well I can see buy your pic that all I could cuddle would be your 4th chin.

[_] want to hook up with me? As long as I can hook you up with a dog collar.

[_] want to *Do* me? In da Butt?

[_] think I would do you? Maybe, if you like Chris Farley wanna be's.

AM I...

[_] smart? Nope, dumb as a brick!

[_] cute? Told you I like your 4th chin.....

[_] funny? No, but I am, so it pans out.

[_] cool? I am cooler

[_] romantic? Look like a emo chick

[_] a *freak*? Look like it. Whoooohoooooooooo

[_] gangsta? Back dat a-s-s up!

[_] loveable? Which part of you?

[_] adorable? Like the rug I wear on my bald head?

[_] trustworthy? No women is that, pssssssssh!

[_] compassionate? see above!

[_] great to be with? Great scott! I think It would be great to be with a whale.

[_] attractive? In a wilderbeast kind of way, I suppose.

[_] mean? No women are mean. ahahah!

[_] well known? Dont they call you Motel Mandy?

[_] The best final fantasy player that has ever lived? I will be your final Fantasy!

HAVE Y0U EVER...

[_] thought about hooking up with me? In hell

[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me? Put some aluminum foil around your mouth first.

[_] wished I were there? No, not really. I have ****.

[_] had a crush on me? I miss that drink.

[_] wanted my number? I have it somewhere with the other 30 or so girls numbers.

[_] had a dream about me? Yeah I was in africa and some guy was fawking an elephant. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

[_] been distracted by me? Which part?

[_] wanted to see my private part? I will bring the machate.

[_] looked at my page more than ten times? Just once, all I need to know.

ARE Y0U...

[_] happy you know me? Are you fawking gay?

[_] horny? All the time, shitttt!

[_] thinking about me? [Obviously doing the quiz.] DUH! x2!

[_] wanting to call me to talk about these things? Yeah hold on, let me zip my pants up and go clean myself off.

[_] going to repost? Yep I did already.

 

[Decipha 10+ year member]

im not worried about *** (gone 19 years, can wait a lil longer...), its just the fact that shes sayin one thing but then the opposite
she has my number, shes just tryin to get a fone here where i live bc she moved here not too long ago

holy shiitt major props!!! thats incredible i wish i could say the same

^^regalator has a good head on his shoulders.. just let her know and she'll be beggin for you