CL is always amusing.

That first car is ugly as fuck.

I feel sorry for the guy who's going to buy it, and feel pride and joy waking up every mourning to drive that fugly piece of shit to work

 
This Gangbang Is So Awkward

Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.

What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied

currently. She’s already handling three dudes. I guess I’ll just stand here and stroke it some more.

Keep your head together Mike. Your time will come. Man this gangbang is awkward!

This seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all this waiting and

watching is really uncomfortable.

I figured I’d just sort of fall into a natural rhythm and find my groove, but I’ve gotta admit that I

am really perplexed as to the proper gangbang protocol here.

Whoa. She just looked at me. Does that mean she wants me to come up there so she can **** me off? Maybe

that’s what she's indicating. But what if she didn’t mean that? What if I go up there and shove my junk

in her face and she doesn’t want anything to do with it? I’d look like a real horse’s *** then. I’d

better just wait here.

Man this guy’s taking a long time. Come on dude, who are you trying to impress here? There are other

guys waiting.

Look at that guy’s penis! It’s way bigger then mine. Thicker at least. I hope I don’t have to follow

him. She won’t even know I’m in there.

Oh man, he caught me staring at it. Well that’s just great. Now he’s gonna think I’m queer. I’m not

queer man. I’m just a little self conscious. God this is awkward.

It’s too hot in here.

These guys are all saying sexy things to her. I’m the only one who’s not talking dirty. I should say

something so that they don’t think I’m lame. Here goes....

“Yeah, you like that *****!”

Shit. That was stupid. Now everyone’s looking at me like I’m some misogynistic *******.

I am an *******. Why did I have to say the most cliché, demeaning thing I could think of? Like I need

to remind her that she “likes that”. Smooth move dumbass.

I wonder why she’s doing this. I’ll bet she had a bad childhood. She probably lacked a strong paternal

figure in her life.

**** it. Now I’m half mast. Now I look like the guy that can’t keep it up. Concentrate Mike. Stop

psychoanalyzing and keep your mind on the ***.

Okay here we go, that guy’s done. About time. Should I go now? I’ve waited long enough, I’m going in

there.

**** it. The Italian guy beat me to it. I was here way before the Italian guy. How are we determining

who’s turn it is here anyways? Was there some sign up sheet I missed or something? **** it.

Steady Mike old boy. There’s plenty for everyone. Just wait it out. Deep breaths.

I hope no one tries to go anal when I’m taking my turn. I’m not real cool with my stuff touching

another guy’s stuff. And I think that would be unavoidable. That would be really awkward.

Something in here stinks. Is that me? I hope it’s not me. Oh man, I hope it’s not her! Wait, no, it’s

the Italian guy. Thank God.

Okay, time to make your move Mike. I’ve gotta get in there and mix it up. Other wise I’m that creep at

the gangbang who’s just watching and beating off. You’ve gotta be in it to win it. Okay here goes.

Wait, what’s going on? Everyone’s finishing off on her! We’re climaxing already? We just got started! I

haven’t even gone yet!

Okay stay calm Mike. No one knows that. Just finish yourself off so that you’re not the odd man out.

Well this was great. This was just great. A red letter day in my sad ****** history. And what am I

supposed to do now? Do we all hang around for a while and talk about it? Where should I clean up?

God this is awkward.

 
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