Citizen's arrest???

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

naw dude, i didnt get banned. spent some time in county, but thats another story.

whad ya steal some Fritos?

 

[DBBOOM 10+ year member]

Come to Alabama and try stealing a MD from a gas station......I dare you

Look at his avatar, dont think he needs to come here at all.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

monday night this old dude tried to pull it on me when i tried to sneak a bottle of MD out of the liquor store. he started screaming "citizen's arrest! citizen's arrest!". ran up and tried to strong arm me. i punched him in the neck and got in my jeep. he was rolling around in the parking lot trying to breathe when i drove off.
my questions are as follows:

1. is that crap for real, and should i be armed in the off chance i need to "arrest" someone?

2. was i justified in my actions since he grabbed me like i was some common street thug?

3. did he really think this was going to work and he was going to be a hero?

what it do!?!

#1 You're an idiot.

Citizen's arrest is real, but it's kind of one of those things where it doesn't have a real definition. Technically, he could subdue you and wait for the "authorities" to come. Basically, if someone sees you committing a crime, they have a right to subdue you and keep you locked up until brought to justice. (AKA, if you break the law they can kidnap you, with in reason)

#2 No, it's an old man. You're an idiot.

If he was trying to subdue you, under the law, he had a reason to. So, you assaulted him. It's on your dime. Either that or it'd just get thrown out since he was trying to do the moral thing and you were being a selfish prck.

#3 Yes, you putz.

I've seen plenty of times where shop owners chase down thieves and tackle their punk *****. I wish this guy would've done the same to you.

I can understand stealing for sustenance or an urge of necessity, however, I can't understand how people can steal things they don't need. Like Alcohol, or electronics. Stealing an apple is a lot different than stealing a beer. Some would argue you're an alcoholic.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

A citizen's arrest must be performed in the presence of a cop, otherwise it's not a legal arrest.

I still think the OP shouldn't ever procreate.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

A citizen's arrest must be performed in the presence of a cop, otherwise it's not a legal arrest.I still think the OP shouldn't ever procreate.

Most of the people on this forum shouldn't pro-create.

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

the OP is my idol!!! I want to be just like him when i get older... actually i might already be older and honestly hope this guy gets shot down or *** ***** or both.

breaking the law and getting caught should lead to at least some type of penalty. The violence with elders is just straight up stupid. Most of the old people this guy has "beat up" were just trying to help this guy out and keep him out of trouble. Obviously he hasnt learned the lesson so everyone in his life, if they already havent, should just give up and kick his *** to the curb.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

1:28

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

spelling bee champ.

isa bout time someone relized!!!

you'd want us to be gay so we would bend you over. You'll have better luck w/ Seth.

hey he sucked my dick.. I aint gey..

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKps71ezdu0

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

good call on the neck. great place to punch someone

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

you might think your a badass.......and then you meat a real one and say the wrong thing. You will look worse than deerhunt and he is no small fellow

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

you might think your a badass.......and then you meat a real one and say the wrong thing. You will look worse than deerhunt and he is no small fellow

might even look worse than trey803 and he is a smaller guy.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif j/p buddy.

Trey, it looks like i wont be able to make it up for a football game, but i am still planning on coming up to check out the campus and stuff.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

we are not worth watching this year anyways but **** you need to come visit. Ill be home for a week for thanksgiving break let me know whats goin on. And what do you mean "worse than trey." I have never had anyone fight me?? I was talkin about when deerhunt got his shit rocked on haloween....did you see the pics?

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

we are not worth watching this year anyways but **** you need to come visit. Ill be home for a week for thanksgiving break let me know whats goin on. And what do you mean "worse than trey." I have never had anyone fight me?? I was talkin about when deerhunt got his shit rocked on haloween....did you see the pics?

ohhhhhh, no i didnt see those pictures. i would like to though

If you are coming home for thanksgiving we will figure out a good weekend for me to head up there. What day you coming back? I got a nice hook-up for some killa buds man. Just got 1/8 of AK47...... puts me in a coma

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

you might think your a badass.......and then you meat a real one and say the wrong thing. You will look worse than deerhunt and he is no small fellow

haha deerhunt got his *** handed to him..

but all in all im haveing a hard time decideing who is more bad ***..

jonny drama for punching some guy at a gas station, lighting up a smoke and pulling out tire's screaming like a bad ***.

or tappin azz for punching an ol man in the neck..

or bubba the deerhunt beater..