Chuck Norris is 51 today

[Cabin_Pressure 10+ year member]

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

on that note....

chuck norris doesnt do pushups he does earth downs

chuck norris does not tea-bag, he potato sacks

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands..now they are just the islands.

chuck norris lost his virginity before his grandfather

and he does have a third fist under his beard..ive seen that shit

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

and i can't believe it took this long for anyone to notice..........

playing it off like he knew this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[GhostMemphis 10+ year member]

chuck norris is 71. just fyi

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

chuck norris is 71. just fyi

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[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Thanks guys! I'm kicking *** at old age just like Mr. Miyagi did.

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

Thanks guys! I'm kicking *** at old age just like Mr. Miyagi did.

Lol.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

Happy birthday.........................

He was born in 1940 soooo 2011 minus 1940 is 71

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

on that note....chuck norris doesnt do pushups he does earth downs

chuck norris does not tea-bag, he potato sacks

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands..now they are just the islands.

chuck norris lost his virginity before his grandfather

and he does have a third fist under his beard..ive seen that shit

Some goodies in this post!

 

[Cabin_Pressure 10+ year member]

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Dude we ALL know this, calm down. The thread trolls better with skewed info.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Ya but Chuck Norris still dont mess with the Funky Pups bro:fyi:

 

[Cabin_Pressure 10+ year member]

Ya but Chuck Norris still dont mess with the Funky Pups bro:fyi:

He invented Pups

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

Thanks guys! I'm kicking *** at old age just like Mr. Miyagi did.

pat marita died at 73, i wouldnt compare your life to someone who lived 2 yrs past your current age.

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

Dude we ALL know this, calm down. The thread trolls better with skewed info.

sure ya did.

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

51-71 is the new Chuck Norris.....